The Best Moments From the 2026 Vanity Fair Oscar Party

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Okay, Oscar party livestream starting, okay, really soon.

You've got this, queen.

Jacob Elordi's not even that tall.

Benicio del Toro, how are you today?

Oh my God, hi. Hi!

No.

[Brittany vocalizing]

Timothee Chalamet, how was Marty Supreme?

You're the host of the red carpet,

Vanity Fair red carpet. [vocalizing kissing]

Stop. Paul Mescal, get away from me.

Michael B. Jordan.

Marty Supreme, Christmas Day.

Marty Supreme, Christmas Day.

[Director] Livestream starts in 10 seconds.

[hosts screaming]

Well, I feel relaxed now.

Yes, girl. I feel ready to get into it.

I don't think they're ready.

That did more for me than therapy ever has.

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Oh, we are so back.

Yep, we are taking it.

Welcome to the Vanity Fair Oscar Party Live,

and I'm just one of your fabulous hosts tonight,

Quenlin Blackwell.

And I'm Brittany Broski, reporting for duty,

and also fabulous.

And I am Jake Shane, and I am on the highest dose of meds

my doctor legally allowed me to prescribe.

That was horrible. It was incredible.

It was horrible.

Guys, I gotta say,

we really stepped our cookies up tonight.

Like, look at us. Give me a turn, Jake.

Hey! Give me a turn, Brittany.

Ooh, ooh, ooh. Hey!

Sophisticated, sleek, regal.

Face cards that could finance a small country,

in my opinion.

I am feeling quite beautiful.

I actually stole the lotion Emma Stone used in Bugonia

and slathered it all over my body, face, and bald head

to get ready for tonight, so.

Your bald head?

Yeah, girl, it's a wig. Duh.

I thought we all decided to commit

to the shave our heads like Emma Stone thing,

so I like, I did it.

No.

And I'm wearing a kitten heel,

so if you're wondering why I look a little taller,

now you know.

And after everyone leaves the Oscars,

this is the one place they all come to party.

And I'm sure they're all relaxed

and ready to talk to us strangers with microphones.

Yeah, I think so. I hope.

And it's true,

if things look a little different than last year,

it's because they are.

This party is being held at LACMA for the first time ever,

and baby, it's glamorous and chic as hell.

The scent of hairspray is suffocating.

If Sean Penn lights one cigarette,

it's curtains for the rest of us.

[Quenlin vocalizing explosion]

Literally, yeah.

It's giving high art.

It's giving cold industrial concrete walls.

It's giving Dune.

Uh-huh.

All night long, we're gonna be seeing

some of the biggest names in Hollywood.

Timothee Chalamet, Teyana Taylor, Jacob Elordi,

Michael B. Jordan. The Best Actor.

Paul Mescal.

Rose Byrne, Elle Fanning, Jesse Buckley.

Oh my God. Hamnet had me in tears.

I really can't stop thinking about that movie.

Anyone who will listen, I will talk to strangers about it.

And did I cry like I myself was giving birth in a forest

while watching that film?

Yeah, I did, 'cause that's real cinema, honey.

And in addition to our incredibly talented artists

and performers here tonight,

we'll also be breaking down all of the fashion looks

with the Vanity Fair style correspondent, Jose,

the gag supreme Don Julio extraordinaire.

He is incredibly chic,

and we are truly so excited to be here tonight.

It is such an honor.

And this Oscar ceremony was quite the key, babe.

Like, there was a literal tie for Best Live Action Short.

That's crazy.

That is insane.

I don't even know how it works.

Like, do they break it in half?

Do they trade off every other weekend,

divorced parent style?

Shout-out co-parenting.

I agree, but I don't really care,

because Jack O'Connell showed up in vampire fangs,

and I actually really appreciate that,

and I can't stop thinking about it.

And I wanted him to bite me.

And I told him to bite me, so.

And Leo has a mustache now, which is...

Yeah, it's really doing it for me.

You like that. Yeah.

Y'all, the Bridesmaids cast reunited,

Anne Hathaway and the Anna Wintour presented together.

Also, the incredible Ryan Coogler

won Best Original Screenplay for Sinners.

And my queen, Amy Madigan, won Best Supporting Actress.

Aunt Gladys hive, rise up.

Where are the gay people in the chat?

I know you're watching.

And of course, the biggest wins of the night.

Best Actor, Michael B. Jordan, Best Actress, Jessie Buckley,

and Best Picture, One Battle After Another.

And like we said,

this is the first time this party has been held at LACMA,

and a little earlier, Jake took a sneak peek around.

And let me tell you,

even with those kitten heels he's got on,

he's compact enough to wiggle through the vents.

I was mostly looking for a private bathroom,

but I did get a first look

at how amazing this party is gonna be,

and all the hard work

that went into making this night possible.

Roll the tape. Excuse me, especially.

We are at LACMA, the Los Angeles County Museum of Art,

where the Vanity Fair Oscar party is being held.

Let me show you around.

This is the security that everyone will walk through,

even Paul Mescal.

This is the carpet. This is not the...

Is this the carpet?

[energetic music]

This is the Vanity Fair red carpet.

The theme this year is silver.

I'm gonna practice my poses really quickly, but for real.

Okay, you guys all have to scream my name.

What the [beep]

[people shouting indistinctly]

So that's basically what you're gonna be seeing

from a lot of the real famous people here tonight,

but, you know, hopefully one day

I'll get there personally and professionally.

Ready to go into the party?

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This is where I plan to black out tonight.

I'm so excited.

I haven't gotten blackout drunk in a few months.

I personally feel

like this is where I will be spending most of my time.

Hi, second bar. Oh my God, and a third bar?

Mark, you've outdone yourself.

This is it, the famous Vanity Fair photo booth.

Quenlin, Brittany, and me, back to you guys.

[hosts screaming]

Rachel did it!

Yes. You guys, you crushed that.

I watched you live over here.

I was trying to make eye contact in the craziest way.

I know. Babe, I felt it.

I was like, She's so powerful, it's baking my skin.

You're everything. You look incredible.

Who are you wearing tonight?

I'm wearing Balenciaga, custom.

Ooh.

Can I tell you something crazy, you guys?

Yeah.

So I just came from the dinner over there.

Earlier tonight, a bee flew into my dress and stung me.

I'm not kidding you. It's good luck.

Where? It's good luck.

In my breast. In between my breasts.

It means you're so sweet. Did it hurt?

I'm not kidding you.

It was literally like we sat down at the dinner,

and it was like really quiet, intimate.

I saw a bee going around...

Maybe it wasn't a bee, but it was like a bug that stings.

And it flew. Yes.

And then my boyfriend tried to bat it away,

batted it into my chest, and then it stung me.

Baby, this is the scariest thing ever.

So that's how I'm feeling tonight.

Well, you know, I'd never know.

And you're looking good while doing it.

I just have a random quick question to ask.

Hit me. You know?

You casted me in your show, I Love LA.

And you crushed, and you are a superstar.

Thank you, babe. All because of you.

What was your favorite part of working with me?

Okay, I would say so many things.

I would say that you brought inspiration to the role,

'cause you remember our interview?

Yeah. Where...

So Quen and I did a little sort of conversation together,

and you told me all about how you were like,

you have to, like, make your shit.

You know this too, which is like...

I was trauma dumping. Trauma dumping.

Yeah, I bet.

But it's like you make your stuff happen.

Yes. Yes.

And that was kind of like the fun inspiration

for the role. Yes.

And then on set, I would say you're a fabulous vibe.

I think the guy who did crafty fell in love with you.

That was fun for me.

And we would have been in game.

Yeah. Was he hot?

Yeah. He was hot. He was hot.

He had a slick-back. He's Italian, like...

And I love slicked back Italians like that.

He would always be like, Do you want a smoothie?

And I'd be like, Yeah, I want a smoothie.

Smoothie? Ooh, you had good crafty.

Yeah. Yeah.

We had insane crafty on set.

Okay, if you had to teach Frankenstein one more word,

what would it be?

Puss...

No.

Teach him about it. Kitty cat.

Like you're in the basement of the castle with him,

but you're with him.

You have to teach him one more word. What is it?

I'm teaching him love, but in a different way,

in a passive aggressive way.

I'm teaching him to go, Love, in a way that's like toxic.

Like I'm teaching him to say love

in a way that's like mean, you know what I mean?

He's going to people and going, Love.

Right, right.

It's not good right now, love.

Love you, babe. Right, right.

Like that. Yeah.

What was your favorite movie this awards season?

Pick one, pick one. No indecisive.

I want to say Weapons,

because I went to the theater with my boyfriend,

we smoked a bunch of weed,

and I was sort of like,

I don't know what's going to happen.

And I was like, Whoa.

When the children were running, I went... [screams quietly]

I was scared, and I just, I went in knowing nothing,

which I think is the best way to go into it.

You went in knowing nothing. I went in knowing nothing.

That's beautiful.

I went in like opening weekend knowing nothing.

That's the best way to see a movie.

Yeah. Yes.

Well, I want to party with you inside.

I want to party with you right here.

Let's party. Please wait for me.

No. I'll be there. All night.

Where am I going to go?

Don't worry, girl. We're turning it up.

I love you so much. I love you guys.

Thank you. Love you.

Okay, who do I give this? Okay.

Love you. Thank you.

As you notice, we're already missing our third.

Supreme leader Broski is waiting by the entrance

to talk to celebs as they enter the party.

Brittany. What's tea?

That's right, Jake and Quin.

As the official bouncer of the Vanity Fair Oscar party,

no rapscallions will be let in on my watch.

I will be stationed at the entrance

where all the celebrities will be standing in line

to enter the party.

And here's a little secret. Come a little closer.

Little closer, even closer. Come on in.

Damn, back up. Not that close.

You knew that was too close.

Every single person who attends tonight has to wait in line.

Doesn't matter if you're Leonardo DiCaprio,

or his date, Gazelle from Zootopia 2,

hell, even Judy Hopps from Zootopia 1.

Everybody waits in line. Those are the rules.

One line to humble them all.

Because what pairs better with ballgowns and statuettes

than pedestrian inconvenience?

And joining me now are actually two hosts.

Why don't y'all get the hell in here.

Oh my God, look who it is.

It's Nikki Glaser and Taylor Tomlinson,

my government last name sister, by the way.

Really?

You know my last names' Tomlinson.

Oh my gosh. I knew it.

I knew it on some level.

We do look alike. We actually do.

Come on, guys.

I mean... This is incredible.

I see it.

We gotta do a road trip movie.

Oh my God, we have to. We have to.

The three of us. Okay.

And we all go bald.

We can't afford you, but we should do it.

We should do it.

Yeah, my fee is just food at this point.

It's getting really expensive.

Okay, as two fellow hosts,

how do you think Conan did tonight?

Oh, I thought it was great.

I had seen him working it out at like, at Largo,

like a room a couple weeks ago,

so I saw like what the monologue was then.

I told him A plus when he got offstage.

Fantastic.

I was like, That's gonna kill.

And I felt like, you know, that's a really hard room.

Totally.

I feel like even when I host the Golden Globes,

it's like, it's lower ceilings.

It's more conducive to comedy.

You're kind of around all these people

that have been drinking,

and these people are just kind of very far away from you,

all in like stiff seats, and like haven't eaten,

and it's a tougher room, and he killed it.

He absolutely killed it.

The cold open was amazing,

with him like running through and all that stuff,

and then every joke was just so good.

And yeah, I hope he hosts for a really long time.

I agree.

I mean, he's getting older,

so we don't got that many years left with him.

Don't say that. Don't say that.

He's Irish. You gotta keep him out of the sun.

If y'all could be in any of the movies nominated tonight,

what would you pick?

Oh, if you would be in any of them?

Yeah, what do you think?

Sentimental Value. Yeah, me too.

Yeah, 'cause I have daddy issues,

so I feel like I would crush that.

What about you?

And I love stools.

I feel Sentimental Value too.

Like I just love the vibe of that.

I love that director,

and I wanna practice acting by just like staring.

Like she's able...

Renate, Renate? Renate?

Renate. I always get it wrong.

It's always the third one I choose.

She's just so good at like, I feel like she does it,

it's not like, [vocalizing frenzy] you know,

like there is those moments,

but she says so much with just a stare.

So subtle. Yes.

So I think I'd ruined the film,

'cause I don't know how to do that, so I take that back.

One Battle.

Sinners, a white person that ruins everything.

No, but yes, in this scenario

they're forced to put us in the movie, so go for the top.

Yes.

The token whitey? Yes.

Yeah, you can be the token whities.

The white person that comes to ruin the party.

That's me tonight, so I'm already living that dream.

All right, now, on a scale of 1 to 10,

how bad are you guys gonna miss me when you go inside?

I already miss you. Do you mean it?

I really do.

As soon as we walk away from you.

Of course. We're gonna be talking about it.

I'm already...

I've grieved. I've worked on it before I got here.

Yeah, and I'm gonna do some EDMR in there

to work through the trauma of being away from you.

But you're gonna be at the party, right?

Yeah, I'll be in there. Okay, good.

Just give me about four hours.

You just started.

You got a lot of people to work through.

Y'all are my number one. Oh my god.

How are you feeling?

I feel great. I feel very like communal right now.

You're ready.

You should see my hole. Sorry, Vanity Fair.

Anyway, well, thank you guys so much for talking to me.

I mean it. I hope you have fun in there.

We will. Go get 'em, tigers.

Thank you.

Okay. Woo!

Is everything you're wearing Chanel?

Thank you so much.

I literally cannot believe that I'm in this look.

We're here with Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Ma-Mark,

Mark, Mark Guiducci. Yeah!

Hey, guys.

Editorial- We love you so much.

Director of Vanity Fair. I butchered that.

I am so sorry.

I'm the Editor of Vanity Fair.

He's Editor of Vanity Fair.

He's everything. He's the thing that makes the world spin.

How you doing?

I'm doing incredible. Thank you.

That Chanel looks amazing on you.

I love this Chanel.

I love your Dior. What are you wearing?

It's everything. I'm wearing...

This is this is my tailor.

It's a guy called Ralph Fitzgerald in New York.

He has a little studio on 60th Street, and he's amazing.

Wow. It's incredible. Thank you.

Okay, let me just cut to the chase, Mark.

Yeah, what's up?

How do I get a cover?

Look, in that Chanel, you're working.

You're getting close.

[screams] Thank God.

I was so happy that you guys were part of the story

about the new late night that we did.

Yes.

That was so amazing. Thank you for having me, by the way.

Because you guys represent...

Vanity Fair is this amazing title

that has an incredible DNA.

It's existed from the Jazz Age, since the Jazz Age,

to make sense of society and the powers that propel it,

but I want to do it with a new cast of characters,

and you guys are part of that.

Well, thank you for seeing us.

This is the first year on, right?

Yeah, this is my first time.

You know, I actually haven't been to this party

since I was an assistant working it.

Wow.

There's this incredible woman called Sara Marks

who's our Head of Special Events.

I worked for the managing editor, and I threw myself on her,

and I was like, Sara, I'll do anything. I'll go to LA.

And she made me like a human text message,

running messages into the editors

throughout the night from the red carpet.

And now I worked with Sara, who's still with us-

That's amazing. on this party.

Yeah, yeah.

And it's amazing. Yeah.

So you went from carrier pigeon to Editor in Chief

That's incredible.

We did hear that this party

is gonna be very different from last year's.

What can we expect inside?

Honestly, I really...

First of all, we're in a new location.

LACMA.

LACMA is having an amazing moment in Los Angeles.

They're gonna open these galleries next month,

and I think it will be a landmark for the city,

and it's gonna be the greatest encyclopedic museum

west of the Mississippi.

But I also think LACMA represents for LA and Hollywood,

it's the art world and Hollywood,

and it represents

how all the cultural spheres work together.

Yes.

And like, in Vanity Fair, we cover Hollywood,

the arts and culture, money and technology.

There's a lot of tech people here, politics and fashion,

and... It's the world.

It's the world.

It's entertainment. Yeah.

I wanted a place, and I wanted a guest list,

and a feeling that represented that intersection.

Well, you have done that beautifully.

And that's what entertainment is now,

so it's like incredible that you brought us all together.

Who are you guys excited to see?

You. Like we were waiting for Mark.

We're excited to party with you inside.

Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark.

Will you party with us?

I'm gonna party with you. Yeah.

Okay, period.

Well, thank you so much so much for talking to us, Mark.

Aw, thank you, guys. We love you. Thank you.

We are live at the Vanity Fair Oscar party.

All night long, me and my fabulous co-hosts

are gonna be talking to some of your favorite celebrities,

asking them literally whatever we want

since no one made us sign a release form.

Not one.

So good luck to everyone involved.

Tonight is also about the amazing talent

and their fashion,

so Vanity Fair's very own Jose

is holding things down on the red carpet for us.

Hi, Jose. Jose.

My name is José Criales-Unzueta,

and I'm the style correspondent here at Vanity Fair,

reporting live from the Vanity Fair Oscar party.

The red carpet behind me is heating up.

The girls are looking good.

The internet performers are looking even better,

but I might have a bias right there.

Listen, right before stepping up here on the red carpet,

I was finishing up our best dressed list

for the 2026 Academy Awards.

I have some favorites. Should we get into them?

Listen, we're gonna start with my girl, Teyana Taylor.

The first thing that I need to say about this

is that Teyana styles herself,

which I am absolutely obsessed with.

She is wearing custom Chanel. She looks amazing.

I'm gonna read you some facts.

This dress took 125 hours to make,

127,000 embellished moments.

And listen, those are feathers

you're looking at right there.

Those are pearls, those are sequins,

and all those diamonds on her body, 50 carats.

I was gagged when I got that email from Tiffany & Co.

Obsessed.

Next up, Demi Moore. Listen, I love a movie star.

One thing about Demi Moore, she's gonna look amazing.

This is custom Gucci by Demna.

She looks absolutely fabulous in my opinion.

Styled by my king, Brad Goreski. Shout out to you, Brad.

I know we've been texting all morning

trying to get on the phone.

We never made it,

but I was on the phone with Demi yesterday,

and she was telling me how excited she was

to wear this dress, how much she loves it,

all of those feathers.

A trend of tonight, by the way.

But what I will say about this is that Demi was telling me

she was presenting tonight at the Oscars.

She told me that one of her priorities

was to make sure that she struck a balance

between being bold but not too loud,

because the night, and I quote, was not about her.

I think she ate that. Next up, we're gonna go to Rose Byrne.

I loved Rose Byrne. I love the way she looks.

She might have not won that Oscar,

but she is a winner in my heart and on my best dressed list.

She's in custom Dior by Jonathan Anderson.

This is couture, honey.

I was texting with her stylist, Kate Young, yesterday.

She actually made me guess what she was wearing.

And I will say I got her on my third try,

so not too shabby for me,

but I'm obsessed with the way she looks.

She looked every bit the movie star that she is.

And when she got on stage with all her fellow bridesmaids,

ooh, my heart.

I love those girls. I love those women.

They looked amazing.

But you know what? I want to say something.

I want to give a shout-out to all this stylists tonight.

Whether that's Brad Goreski, Kate Young,

Danielle Goldberg, who styles Jesse Buckley,

Felicity Kay, who styles Paul Mescal.

I am obsessed with you guys,

and I want to give you a shout-out.

But that's it for me for now.

I'm going to go back to my fellow co-hosts.

Here we go.

Y'all, we are here with the icon, Sarah Pidgeon.

Oh my god, I'm freaking out right now.

I love you so much.

Oh, guys, I'm so happy to be here with you two.

[Quenlin] You look incredible.

How does it feel to break viewing records

with Love Story?

Oh, it's crazy.

I mean, I'm just really so glad

that everyone's getting to know Carolyn and John more,

this iteration of it, and happy that people are enjoying it.

Yeah. Everyone's enjoying it.

You got the drugstore pharmacy going up.

I know, C.O. Bigelow.

Yeah. There we go.

Can I ask you what your favorite look was to wear

and what your favorite episode was to shoot?

Oh my god. My favorite episode to stream?

To shoot. To shoot. Yeah.

I was like, I'm not watching it.

My favorite episode to shoot was probably 8,

which comes out next week.

And my favorite outfit, I love the Yamamoto,

but I really like her corduroy pants,

I like her turtlenecks.

She has great jeans. I mean, you name it.

There's not a bad outfit yet.

There's not a single bad outfit.

Speaking of. No.

Speaking of, babe. Who are you wearing?

I'm wearing Calvin Klein. It's so chic.

Like, and also the last name Pidgeon?

Pigeons are the chicest bird you could get.

You think? Babe, I wanna [indistinct]

Let's send them back. Pigeon is a dove. No?

True. Yeah, chic.

And, you know, we were cruel to them.

We domesticated them and then...

And everyone's like, Get these doves out.

Get these pigeons away.

If I'm being honest, don't love them, though.

Like I don't...

I mean, like I love them.

I feel it, I feel it. Birds are loud.

They're just sometimes they get a little too close.

Yeah, they're kind of nasty.

Is it true that your team

and you photoshopped your blonde hair for this audition?

It is. It is.

I really have to hand that over to my team.

How?

But they got that buttery blonde. I don't know.

I have no idea how that works.

Is it on video? No, no, no.

It was on Photoshop.

[Quenlin] Oh, I'm like, Babe.

Oh, that would be like next level.

They would have won the Oscar for it.

Best Editing.

Yeah, Best Editing. Best Visual Effects.

But no, it was a Photoshopped version.

What was it like stepping into the role of CBK?

Oh my gosh. I mean, I feel so much admiration for her.

She's such an incredible woman,

and I think where it came in the time of my life

of being in my late 20s and being in New York,

and sort of trying to figure out

how to come up in this industry,

and like figure out the person that I want to be.

She's such an incredible figure

to try to embody in all of her wonderful qualities, so.

You did an incredible job. Thank you.

Speaking of jobs,

let's talk about some other people's jobs.

What was your favorite... Segue.

What was your favorite movie this awards season?

Oh my god. That's a really tough question.

[Jake] 'Cause she wants to work with all the directors.

You want to talk about jobs, let's talk about jobs.

Which one meant a lot to you?

I mean, I feel like...

What's your favorite? Like what's your favorite?

They scratch so many different itches.

Your favorite itch. My favorite itch. Ugh.

I mean, well, I have to give up for Michael B. Jordan.

That was so incredible watching that win.

Sinners.

Seeing him play two brothers as well,

like what an incredible role to take on.

Sentimental Value,

I think that scratched a sentimental itch.

Love that itch. Love that itch.

What else? God.

Did you see Train Dreams?

You know, I actually did watch Train Dreams. Yes, I did.

It was really beautiful.

It's a slow burn, which I really appreciate,

and just how beautiful.

It was such a beautiful cinematography.

And the performances. Yes.

What is the tagline?

It's like, Every life of it is extraordinary,

or something like that.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

It made like the most, like what you would deem,

like someone would deem like in a very small,

like kind of like little life so extraordinary, so large.

I thought it was awesome. It was beautiful.

Well, Sarah, I love you.

Love you guys.

Thank you so much for talking with us.

Thank you. This is so exciting.

This is so fun. I'll see you in there?

Yes. We're partying, actually.

We're partying. Are you drinking?

Yes. Okay, guys, let's check in with Brittany.

Guys, here I am,

and I'm here with special guest, Myha'la.

A moment for the fit, a moment for the fit.

Damn.

I had to bring it next to you, girl.

Do you mean it? I really mean it.

Stop it.

Okay, well, speaking of looks and glam, I had a question.

Yeah.

If 16-year-old Myha'la could have styled you tonight,

what would you be wearing?

Dang. That's crazy.

Probably like skinny jeans and those like checkered Vans.

Yep. Yep.

And like an Abercrombie top.

Way too tight.

Definitely too tight.

Maybe two of them on top of each other.

Little cami underneath?

Yeah, defo. Maybe on top too if I'm feeling flirty.

Yeah, and a really dark eyeliner.

Yeah. Black all the way around.

Covered by shutter shades. Wow.

Yeah. It would be iconic actually.

It actually would be, and it would be camp,

and Jose would have something to say about it.

He's our fashion guy. Okay.

Okay, the movies tonight,

incredible night for wins and for art.

Brilliant. Celebrating art.

If there was a movie that you would have loved to be in,

what would it be?

Oh. Ooh.

I feel like, oh my God, that's really hard to choose.

'Cause I was like...

Because I feel like I would want to be with a cast

that was like vibes,

and I feel like many of those casts were vibes,

but I have to say One Battle After Another.

Really?

I just feel like it was vibes, all day vibes with them.

And like a fantastic cast.

Ridiculous.

Ridiculously talented cast of folks, and the crew,

all the...

I mean, it would have been vibes.

Totally. Are you thrilled with the win?

Was that your pick for Best Picture?

It really was. It was my pick.

My team won.

Well, Myha'la, thank you so much.

You have fun in there, girl.

Thank you. I mean it.

I will.

Quen and Jake, I miss you guys.

Tell me what's going on over there.

We have Hari Nef here with us. Hi, Hari.

Hi, Quenlin.

This is the reunion.

This is the 360 Charli xcx video reunion.

We were locked in that trailer.

Alex Consani's screaming, banging on the door,

making it viral.

You know, I was sitting in the corner having my lunch.

And it was a good time.

Did you guys know

you were going to make history with that video?

Yeah. I feel like we knew immediately,

like, Charli was like, Ready.

We're like, Ready, set, go. Let's go.

When they told me they got Chloe, Chloe Sevigny.

Oh, yeah, that was a gag.

That's the blueprint. I follow where there's Chloe.

If Chloe's gonna be there, I'm there.

Babe, it was everyone hot. It was everyone hot.

Like, we're there. Kind of like tonight.

Besides Chloe, who is your blueprint?

I mean, Chloe is the blueprint.

Parker Posey, Sandra Bernhardt, Tilda Swinton.

These are the girls that I look to.

If you could bring back one trend from the red carpet

that has passed, which would it be, and why?

I love when people were busted.

Like before Big Getty,

when people would show up in like a T-shirt, crusty,

not giving a fuck, no makeup.

Old Disney.

No makeup. Old Disney.

Affordable glam.

A little blue for the Teen Replica Handbag Store party.

[hosts laughing]

What's a style trend that you used to be all about,

but now if you were to wear, you'd cringe.

Whimsy. Whimsy. Prada couture?

I'm feeling less than whimsical these days.

I'm feeling a little...

Serious. Sober.

Grounded. Still. But still puss. Like a cat.

Tea. Well, you look amazing.

Who are you wearing, by the way?

I'm wearing Ann Demeulemeester by Stefano Gallici,

Fall 2026, fresh off the runway, darling,

and some De Beers jewels.

Wow, everything. 10 out of 10.

You look just incredible. Wow.

Thank you.

I was just sad at the Vanity Fair dinner,

and my corset kind of crunched a little bit,

so I'm gonna give him the...

Uh-huh.

Ooh, wow. You really know how to pose.

The shoulder's gonna handle it for you.

The shoulder's gonna handle it.

You just gotta hide the stuff they don't wanna see.

I can't do that.

Well, then let it out. Thank you so much.

Thank you so much for talking with us.

Thank you so much. Anytime.

We'll see you inside. We'll key all night.

Yes.

I'm really happy for you. This is like fucking incredible.

Thank you, babe. Blacking out.

Are you wearing Dior? Yes.

You stupid bitch. [Jake laughing]

Okay. The red carpet is getting good.

I'm seeing fashion moments.

I'm seeing my favorite movie stars.

I'm seeing that Jake might need a medic. Babe, are you good?

No, I'm actually having heart palpitations,

but let's look at who's arriving now.

Girl.

Matt. Matt Dormer.

Look at him still. Oh my...

Stoic, grounded.

Oh, that red on him is seriously so incredible.

Oh my god. Kiernan Shipka.

Do you watch Industry? I do.

She was so incredible in Industry.

Oh my god, I was so happy when they casted her.

I love to see her grow as an actor, and like the dress.

Grow as a fashionista as well.

Oh, the florals are giving.

She looks to die for. Wow.

Babe, she looks like the garden.

Oh, here's Jessica Alba. Jessica Alba.

Danny Ramirez.

Wow. I need to have a power duo like this.

I always dream.

I'm like, imagine being in a power couple like that.

I would love it, but then I would be like,

Everyone's watching.

You wouldn't like that? I would love it actually.

I would love it. I would love it.

I would love it. I'd be like,

Everyone's watching. Everyone's watching.

And they want some. Okay.

I think it might be time for a Broski report.

Brittany, how are we?

Guys, look who I found. It's Troy Sivan.

What's up, y'all?

Oh my god, Troy, you look gag. Do you mind me saying that?

I look gag? Gag.

Thank you. That's awesome.

Okay, I got a question. Yeah.

I know you're a party girl. I know you love the rush.

If you could pick, like the ideal party song

when you walk into something like this,

what do you wanna hear?

I mean, if I heard Rush as I was walking in,

I think I'd be pretty gagged.

I would actually really enjoy that.

Love. So your own song. My own song. Definitely.

Okay. Copy that. Yep.

I also know you said

at a party you like to see, like, trays of cigarettes.

That's like a party thing?

Yeah, yeah. They actually just had that at the dinner.

Can I say that? They had them.

I did not see that. A rich function.

A rich function.

What other things

would you like to see passed around at parties?

I mean, like a shot, like a tequila shot.

I got in and I had tequila on the rocks to break the ice.

And yeah, I think that would be fun.

You think that's like a mature person drink?

What'd you drink when you were like young and dirty?

Oh, sacks of wine, like...

Bags. Bags of wine.

And we'd call it a goon sack.

And you'd slap the bag and like...

What did you call me? We slapped the bag as well.

That was a thing. Did you really?

Okay. So that made it to America?

It did. We were slapping the bags all over Texas.

Nice, nice. It's a big thing.

All right, my final question for you is,

all the Oscar nom movies

obviously are really iconic this year.

What Halloween costumes do you think we'll be seeing?

Oh my god.

I mean, obviously like Marty Supreme

I feel like is just gonna be...

Yeah. Should I do that?

You probably should.

You could do a good Timothee Chalamet drag.

Really? Yeah.

Maybe. Who knows? Okay.

Yeah.

Well, Troy, thank you so, so much.

Thank you. You look so unbelievably beautiful.

It's like distracting. Sorry if my answers were shit.

No, he sexualizes me every time we're together,

and it's just, it's a lot.

My bad, sorry.

[laughing] Okay.

Quen, Jake, can you guys take over for a sec?

I gotta talk to Troy about something.

Paul, Paul.

Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul.

Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul.

Hi, babe. Hello.

Oh my god. I'm Paul.

Such a big fan.

Thank you so much. I appreciate that.

Hi. Paul. Nice to meet you.

We just spoke to your incredible co-star, Sarah.

Oh, Sarah. You got her first, huh?

Yeah, we did. We had such a good time.

Isn't she just the best? She's the best ever.

Sorry, I lost my voice singing karaoke the other day.

What song did you sing?

Dree Hemingway, Grace Gummer, and I kicked off the party

with Don't Stop Believing, Journey.

You really gotta go for it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And now I talk like this.

Well, talking about like good music moments,

Love Story has had so many incredible needle drops.

What has been your favorite?

Portishead. Mm.

And what is something you learned about JFK Jr.

throughout the process?

He just desired to be an everyman.

He just wanted to be a regular guy.

What do you feel like you share in common with him?

I'm a regular guy. Yeah. You feel regular.

When you came up on here, you jumped with us.

That's really regular.

Yeah. It's fun.

You guys were bringing the energy.

I just had to match it.

What are you wearing? Who are you wearing?

Brunello Cucinelli.

Oh. Of course. Of course. Yeah.

Regular man in Brunello Cucinelli.

Regular. He's like all of us.

Well, hey, what is it like

to have been thrust into this stardom?

How do you feel? How are you handling it?

I'm here for it. I'm having the best time.

The reception of the show

has been so overwhelmingly positive, and I had...

Excuse my voice, everybody. It's terrible.

It's everything. It's everything.

Don't sop believing.

Don't stop believing.

They're gonna give you a caveman role next.

Oh, hell yes. Thank you.

Can you sing a little for us right now?

[chuckling] No.

♪ Don't stop believing, da, da, da, da, da ♪

♪ Feeling ♪

Well, we wanna sing some more with you inside.

We can do that inside. I need several more alcohols.

And I'll have some with you.

Yeah, I've only had one drink,

and I think I'm gonna need some more.

Thank you so much, Paul. Have a good rest of your night.

Bye, Paul.

Oh, he's so hot. Oh my God.

I know. He's so hot. Oh my god.

Let's see who Brittany has in her talons over there.

Oh my gosh. What a babe.

Clocking in for another shift

at the amazing interview factory,

and I think I'm due for a promotion.

Who do we have next in the assembly line

other than Noah Wyle, and Mrs. Noah Wyle.

Look at you. Oh my God, you guys, what a night.

How are we feeling?

Very happy to be out.

Oh, I love it, I love it. Okay.

This is a very low-pressure situation for me.

With the mic.

I've got absolutely no responsibilities here whatsoever.

I'm surprised they even let us in,

big TV folk at a movie event.

Yeah, security needs some more.

Yeah, exactly.

I think that might be your job in a minute.

Okay, I want to know,

as someone who has been in many a medical drama,

who from THe Pitt would you have as your personal doctor?

Who do you trust?

My personal?

Your personal doctor. Your PCP.

He's had some issues,

but I really think Patrick Ball is an excellent physician.

Dr. Langdon has got all the skills. I'd put my faith in him.

Dr. Ellis on the night shift, very strong.

Yep. Strong pick.

And Shawn Hatosy.

Who wouldn't want to be treated by Shawn Hatosy?

Okay, another question.

Famously, in One Battle After Another,

Leonardo DiCaprio's character has a tunnel under his bed.

If you had a tunnel under your bed, where would it lead?

To... Pink's Hot Dogs.

You think to Pink's? Pink's Hot Dogs.

Middle of the night Pink's raid?

Great answer.

Yeah, I was gonna say the kitchen,

but the kitchen stocked with Pink's.

That works.

Okay. Just a fridge full of hot dogs.

Chili dogs.

What's going on in y'all's house? Are the toilets crazy?

[laughing] If you must know, yes, they are crazy.

Thank you for asking.

My chili dog problem has become a plumbings problem.

Worried about y'all's GI tracts, that's all.

Vanity Fair.

Vanity Fair, look where we've come.

Vanity Fair, classy, classy show.

All right, if we could listen to one song on this carpet,

what would both of y'all pick?

What's the party song of the century?

That's a lot of pressure. It is.

Maybe what's the most recent song you listened to?

Our daughter's obsessed with Freya Skye,

so that's what we pretty much listen to on a loop,

which I love.

Period. Period.

I'm sorry. Love it.

That's where we're going out on? Freya Skye?

Okay. There you have it.

That's the Wyles. That's how we roll.

That's how we roll. Pink's Hot Dogs and Freya Skye.

What else could you need in this life, guys?

Thank you so much to the Wyles.

Thank you.

Have fun in there. I mean it.

I'll take that from you.

Thank you. Thanks, guys.

Quen and Jake, while I am a professional on the clock,

I have to admit, I'm a little distracted

by all the raw fan fiction source material

roaming the carpet tonight.

It's a lot for me. I'm feeling very creatively inspired.

And you are looking at God's strongest soldier.

How's it looking over there?

It's looking really good. Thanks, Brittany.

We have the incredibly talented Chloe Fineman here with us.

Chloe, how are you doing tonight?

I'm fabulous.

It's so nice to see you. You look fabulous.

Thank you. I'm giving Oscar. Oscar.

Who are you wearing? I'm wearing Kallmeyer.

My dear friend in New York, she made a custom little...

Period.

If you know, you know, Kallmeyer.

Well, now we know. Now you know.

Well, a lot of people do know you

for your impressions on SNL.

If you could do an impression

of someone from this awards season, who would it be?

And do it.

Okay, well, I tried to do Rose Byrne on the show

and it got cut, but it's like...

Well, now it won't get cut.

You keep telling us that it's our fault,

and it's not our fault.

It's our fuckin' fault. And I can't even say that.

It's something like that.

Give her an award now. Now, now.

And then just for old time's sake, give me Drew.

I'm dressed like a literal Oscar, and it's so amazing,

and I love you so much.

Babe.

Drew, I love you so much.

Drew, this is my friend Quen.

For that impression.

Quen, oh my god. Thank you so much.

Best impression of the night.

I gotta get my Jessie Buckley in. There's a lot.

Oh, do a Jessie. Do a Jessie.

For mothers, for all the mums out there.

That was sick. Wow.

That was sick. That was sick.

She made me cry. It was a very emotional Oscar.

Very.

Babe, did you cry at the movie?

Yeah. The scream?

All of it. It's just been an emotional year.

All the women were like going through hell,

and men were like having fun, and that was my hot take.

As always.

And what does that say about that?

Chloe, we love you so much.

Thanks, guys.

Thank you for talking to us.

Nice meeting you, babe. Enjoy your award.

Yeah, you just take the award.

Don't sell it.

Babe.

The original mother.

Hi, guys. How are you?

I'm good. How are you?

I'm good. How are you?

I'm incredible.

How did you get this gig? I love it.

I don't know, honestly, but you know what?

You are the hardest working woman in Hollywood.

Of all time. Of all time.

You created work. You created CEO.

Well, I don't know about that, but I'm having a good time,

and I have all my kids around me,

and we work together as a family, and life is good.

You work, but you work.

You're wearing the best look of all time right now.

Yeah, who are you wearing? Who are you wearing today?

This is a vintage look.

It's 1995 Valentino couture

that was actually worn by Claudia Schiffer

on the runway in 1995.

Wow. That's beautiful.

If I ever said I'd meet you, I'd always ask you,

what was your favorite Kardashian season to film?

And you can't say any of the Hulu ones,

because you're contractually obligated to.

Oh, yeah. So we're going way back.

Well, listen, we've been doing this for...

We're filming right now Season 28.

Wow. If you add them all up.

And I think the best one was the first one,

and the other best one is the one we're doing right now,

and everything in the middle is just a blessing.

And I have the best home movies in the world, so yeah.

Did you ever dream...

Like when the show started out,

did you ever dream it would come to 28 seasons?

Like in the back of your head were you're like,

This is long-lasting, or were you like, This is just fun.

We're gonna roll with it one season and see where it goes.

That's exactly what it was.

We thought we would do it and see what happened,

and before we even finished half of the first season,

they picked up for Season 2.

Whoa.

So we got so lucky, and we loved doing it,

and the people that we filmed with all those seasons

we still are in touch with,

and some of those people are on our crew now.

Wow. Wow.

So when are we gonna get a Kris Jenner spin-off?

Oh my goodness.

I think I'll leave that to the kids at this point,

because you know what?

I love doing what I'm doing.

We love filming the show,

but I'll leave that to the rest of them for a bit.

Yeah. Okay, period.

Yeah.

And who's your favorite kid right now?

My favorite child? Yes.

It's different every day. I know.

But I think it's...

I don't know. I can't even answer it.

You know.

You got me all flustered.

I saw you. Like, I saw you think about it.

Can you see the glint in my eye?

Yeah. We know who it is.

Kylie. I can't.

Oh my god, she'll be here soon.

Thank you, Kris.

Thank you, guys. Have fun, okay?

So nice to meet you too. You too. See you in there.

Let's see what else is happening on the carpet.

Y'all, guess who's behind the hat. Rita.

I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want.

So tell me what you want, what you really, really want.

I wanna, I wanna, I wanna...

You wanna ha, ha, ha, and a jigga-jig ha.

I'm wearing a hat. [Brittany laughing]

Rita, walk me through this look, because guess what, gag.

Okay, so obviously I was inspired by Halle Berry,

and then I just was like, I just want something big,

because, you know, I'm here alone.

My man's not here with me tonight, so my hat is my plus one.

Yes. [laughing]

But I'm feeling myself actually. I'm kind of loving it.

What were you saying before?

There's no way you watch my YouTube channel.

Oh, can I tell you something?

Can you please tell me?

And then they made me save it for like when we're live,

and now we're live.

I literally watch your show on YouTube,

because I know the queens really like, you know,

make fun of you for like beating your mug

and maybe put too much powder on once in a while,

but you know what I think?

I love how you beat your mug.

Do you mean that? I really do.

And I'm proud of you, because you do it your own way.

[laughing] What is this, the Brittany Broski repost bitch?

And I just want you to know, don't ever listen to anybody.

And I guess you don't, 'cause you're here.

And you're not even listening. Are you listening to me?

I'm listening to you.

This is a prop. This is a prop in my ear.

Okay, so am I the funnest person

you've interviewed so far?

Yeah. Okay, great.

Okay, but here's my question.

Okay, go on.

If 16-year-old you styled you tonight,

what the hell would you be wearing?

This probably,

because I think that Audrey Hepburn's my idol,

so you know in that movie when she's wearing...

And I just wanted it to just like,

I just wanted to gag the children.

I think that was a mission success.

And I feel like deep down,

now I'm doing all my acting stuff,

I felt like it's just time to really set a precedent,

and I just felt really like inspired by color and shape

and snatching, and yeah, you know, all the things.

Okay, if there was one movie tonight

that you could have been in, what's your pick?

Or maybe what was your favorite movie?

I mean, Sinners is just, for me...

You know why it's so amazing? 'Cause it was like a crew.

Like you wanted to be in that crew so bad.

You love a gang movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And Jack, by the way, O'Connell was so good in it too.

He's scary as hell.

Like don't sleep on him ever.

I know everyone, and Michael obviously won,

but the whole cast was fire, you know?

I agree.

And Haley, and I mean, it just was such a good, good crew.

Very stunned.

Well, Rita, thank you so much for talking to me.

Okay, well, I love you guys. And I'll be back.

Hey, can we just have one more look at the hat?

Can we get a hat moment? Do you need some shade.

Get center stage. Get center stage.

Do you need some shade? I need some shade.

Come on in.

Let's check in with Jose.

Thanks, Brittany. Girl, did you miss me on camera?

'Cause I sure did. We look good.

This red carpet is heating up,

and I am, listen, I'm gagging.

Everyone looks so fine.

We're gonna start getting into some looks. Let's do that.

Jessica Alba tonight, listen, she is in one,

honestly, two of the key trends of the awards season.

Head to toe black, we're seeing so much black,

so many sequences and some feathers.

Look at the material.

Listen, I'm obsessed with Jessica Alba

since she was the Invisible Woman.

And look at her go.

The best thing that I can tell from this red carpet,

Danny Ramirez, her man was just looking at her

with so much love while they were posing.

It was amazing.

And now we're gonna get into my girl Nikki Glaser.

I am so grateful for her, 'cause she looked so good tonight,

but more than anything, because she was wearing some color.

Again, we've seen a lot of black and white design work

the season starting the Golden Globes all the way to now.

Some sequins, body tea. She looked so fab.

Listen, those stilettos she was walking on as well,

I'm just living for her.

She stopped by to do every interview.

That's a real one. That's how you know.

And then we're gonna get into

my favorite of the night so far.

Listen, I was here in my little spot,

and I turned around and I saw Holland Taylor

and my girl, Sarah Paulson,

and I was absolutely gobsmacked.

Look at that. Now that is fashion.

The shoulder, the cinched waist, the tulle.

Look at her. She knows what she did.

And Holland, amazing.

This is goals. This is relationship goals.

When I grow up, I wanna be, I don't know, either of them.

I wanna be the dress. That's who I wanna be.

She looks amazing. I'm obsessed.

Again, black and white,

one of the key trends this award season.

I just love them together. They looked so, so, so fab.

And back to you guys. Thank you.

Thank you, Jose. Literal icon.

Speaking of icons, we have Julia Fox.

Aw. And we have Quen and Jake.

Oh, you're kind. You're too kind.

So how are you guys feeling

your first time doing this on the carpet,

on the big Vanity Fair Oscar's carpet?

How are you guys feeling right now?

[screaming] Crazy.

I feel that. I feel that so hard.

But I feel like still being next to you,

because it's a reunion for us, like.

Yes, it is a reunion.

This is sister. My 360 sister.

And we've done a little podcast together.

Wow. We're all at home right now.

We are, you know.

But you have this amazing energy

of just like putting everyone at ease.

I feel so at ease with you.

Yeah, we've been talking to Julia

for like five minutes now.

Like, babe, we love you. Thank you. Thank you.

But please tell us about this incredible dress.

Who are you wearing?

Okay, so I'm wearing Viktor&Rolf,

and then I'm wearing these emerald earrings by La Marquise,

and I feel like this is a very different look for me,

but, you know, I just turned 36.

Huge. And 35 to 36 is a big leap.

You know, you're like mid 20s, now it's like 20s.

Like you're saying 20s. It's like, Girl, you wish.

Yeah. I heard 30s are better.

Mid 30s, late 30s.

And I feel like I just wanna be a little more

just like lady.

Not like lady, but just like mature or something, you know?

Yeah. Polished.

Like I wanna give that.

Like I wanna embody that,

because so much of my life

is like me literally feeling like a teen mom,

like an overgrown teenager who has a child.

And I'm always playing like catch-up. I can never keep up.

So I'm just really trying to just like stand in my power,

like, I'm a woman.

Yeah.

And this dress is woman. Is woman. Bad, yeah.

You feel that though, right?

Yeah, I feel that. I feel it.

I was gagged when you walked up.

The exaggerated silhouette. It's so different for me.

It's very femme. Yes.

We love.

Did you have a favorite movie this year?

Oh my gosh, so many. I loved Weapons.

Love.

I loved obviously Marty Supreme.

Love.

I loved, oh my God, Weathering Heights.

I just saw it.

Too good? Iconic.

Too good. Too good.

You know, and I feel like so many people

have been like hating on it,

and I'm like, You've never been in love in it shows.

Like that sick, obsessive.

It's like so, yes. Like I'm her.

I was like, I would do that. I've done that.

That's why Emerald Fennell was so good

capturing like that crazy feral yearning.

And it was so unpretentious, you know, for a period piece.

Like it just, it was amazing. I loved it all around.

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You, wow.

Really good. Really good. So good.

Like every mother's story, you know, especially...

Do you think the kid was annoying?

No, I can't say that. No!

You know that kid was so damn annoying.

I know, but she had issues,

and it's like that's the thing.

I think the kid was annoying because of the mom.

No, can I tell you something?

It's not that it's the mother's fault or the child's fault.

It's society's fault. It sets mothers up to fail.

You know, even the fact that like school gets out at three,

but most jobs are done at five or six.

Like, all those little things are so positioned

to just not, are not conducive to mothering,

if that makes sense, you?

That makes complete sense.

Julia Fox for president.

Yeah, yeah. Okay.

I feel like we've dragged this on a little bit,

and there's a whole bunch of people

that want to talk to you.

Julia Fox for president.

I mean, if you guys want to take a break,

like I can take over.

[hosts laughing]

I could do it.

Well, girl, I think we got it for right now

for a little bit.

Okay. Fine, fine, fine.

I love you, Julia.

I can take a hint. I can take a hint.

I love you, Julia. Thank you guys so much.

Where do I...?

Well, bye, babe.

Well, our girl Brittany is holding it down over the line,

and I think we should probably check in with her.

Let's check in with her. Babe?

I am here with Jeff and Emily Goldblum. Hi, my loves.

Listen to that voice.

You don't hear that voice, you feel that voice.

You feel that voice. I felt it.

It's like a dog whistle. In my chest.

But if I had part, but you sing up a storm.

You don't know that.

Jeff was talking to me about The Broski Files.

What do you know about The Broski Files?

I know everything about the Broski, Brittany Broski.

And your middle name, wait, don't tell me.

Uh-huh.

Tell me the first initial of your middle name.

A. Anna.

Not even close, Jeff.

Alice and your sweet little...

I was gonna say Alice.

Alice. Close. A-L.

A-L. Aloysius. Alexei. Alexis. Yes.

I'm getting gooseflesh. I'm very gifted at this.

Okay, Jeff, we all know.

You are, of course, the Wicked Wizard these days.

Si.

What would you ask the Wizard for in real life?

Oh. Both of you.

My heart's desire. What is your heart's desire?

To spend all of eternity with my sweet love.

Aw. Emily Goldblum.

And never be parted even after death,

into the foreverland, yes.

♪ The unknown. ♪

♪ [vocalizing] Dreams are born ♪

[Jeff trails off]

Baby, that voice. You're a swooner, a crooner.

A crooner. Yeah.

Do you fancy yourselves, both of you,

more of a Glenda or Elphaba?

Ooh. It depends on the day.

Really? It's an energy thing?

Yes. Okay.

Sometimes I'm an Elphaba,

and then other times I'm a Glenda.

What about tonight? What about tonight?

Tonight? I am, I don't think I'm either.

Okay. Something more sinister.

I'm a bit more like Morticia Addams,

Margot from Royal Tennenbaums, something like...

A little Cruella even with the, yes.

What about you?

A character? Yes.

I have a little one part Willy Loman,

two parts Jonathan Bailey as Prince Fiyero.

Okay. A little bit...

I love those two witches.

Yeah, just them two.

♪ Those fingers in my hair. ♪

Brittany.

Well, y'all, thank you for talking to me. I mean...

No, the gratitude is all on our side.

Oh, quit. Brittany.

Well, y'all have fun in there.

We're so happy to be here and to see you.

Stop it.

♪ Girls just wanna have fun ♪

I always thought the lyric was,

They test the waters. They test the waters,

but she set me straight after decades.

What is it?

♪ They just wanna, they just wanna ♪

I thought it was, They test the waters.

That's like the title of the song almost.

Yes. Yes. I see now.

If it was a snake, it would've bit me.

All right, y'all.

Let's go back to my Queen Quen

and my little Oscar man, Jake Shane.

Ah, thanks, Brittany.

That's what my Grindr date last week called me.

We're with Paloma. The queen, the queen.

The super model. It's me.

Babe, model this. Model this look.

Gag it. Who are you wearing?

Tell us about the look, please.

I'm wearing, as an archive girly,

I'm wearing archive McQueen, Lee McQueen.

I'm showing up. I'm showing out.

We're giving black tie. We're giving what a guy.

And that's what we're here to do.

That's what we're here to do.

Hair is classic; earring, classic.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Everything. Thank you.

Tiffany on the ear. Oh, wow.

Toupee on the mug. [hosts laughing]

You know what? It's okay.

It's okay. Am I doing okay?

Okay. Okay.

Face hasn't moved. Okay, correct.

No, babe. Everything.

If there was one fashion designer that was like...

Which is the fashion designer

that could get you to walk down the runway

like the kids in Weapons?

Literally Alexander McQueen himself, god rest his soul,

but like, correct.

He could get you to do anything.

Yes, and Matu. Matu would make me do a lot of things.

Girl, I'm like, What? You want me to walk on my knees?

I got you.

Like, I'll just slide. I'll just like...

Oil me up and throw me down the runway.

Slip and slide. Anything for Chanel.

Slip and slide. Imagine? Yes.

I was at the Chanel show. We were gagging.

That was actually so cute.

[Quenlin] And it was such a sister moment.

We were like so close,

and so I was like, I'm so proud of you and I love so much.

[Quenlin] Thank you, Paloma.

Like actually like to see you here, doing your thing,

to see both of you here really means so much,

to see putting on for the girls, putting on for the gays,

putting on for the brown girls.

We're doing our thing. We're present.

We are here.

We're here at the Oscars. We're here at the Oscars.

And we need to celebrate. Can we celebrate inside?

We are absolutely celebrating inside.

A shot inside, please. Okay. I love you guys.

You're perfect. I love you, babe.

Love you guys. Love you.

Thank you for talking to us.

Alix! Alix, this is Quen. Hi.

You look beautiful. Babe, so do you in your red.

Thank you.

What are you wearing? Bob Mackie.

Period. You look to die for.

To die for.

How's the Jake I love? Panicking beyond belief.

Really? I'm panicking. No, yeah this is both...

But you both look still in the face.

Y'all both look grounded.

See, you will never see her look panicked

a day in her life.

Yeah, you got it together.

Yes, Alix, I've never seen you look panicked.

I'll be needing a shot in there.

Oh, plenty?

Of what? Tequila.

Okay. What happens if you drink vodka?

I'll drink that too. Okay.

See, I can't drink tequila 'cause I get spooky.

Oh, really? Yeah.

How spooky? Spooky ooky, ooky woo.

Okay. I kind of want to see that.

Okay, maybe we'll do it tonight. I'll do it for you.

One tequila shot. Yeah. Ooh, let's turn up.

What was your favorite movie this awards season, girl?

Ooh, you know, I didn't see Sinners,

but I saw that Michael B. Jordan won, and I want to see it.

I'll see it. I'll rewatch it with you.

I haven't seen it and I'm dying to see it.

You know one of those movies where I'm like,

it's like on my to-do list and I never have time.

There's lots of things to do,

but you need to see the movie.

It's literally everything.

Do you like a musical? I'm excited. I do.

What was your favorite last musical that you've seen?

Oh, don't put me on the spot.

Quen! Do you like Annie?

What about Wicked? That's a musical, huh?.

We love Wicked. You love Wicked?

I love Wicked. Period.

Can we sing Defying Gravity?

No, they said we can't sing songs.

Oh. Well [censored] me, I guess.

A one, two, three.

I'm, okay, well...

[Quenlin vocalizing]

[Alix vocalizing]

You look drop-dead gorgeous. Anything in the works?

Anything? You know.

I mean, I know, but what do they not know?

Something's coming. Can you tease it?

I'm itching in anticipation.

Tell them a little and walk off with it.

Something on me is from it tonight.

Great tease. Oh, my God.

Great tease, great tease. Well...

So we'll see. Alix.

Can I have a Poppi deal with you?

Oh yeah.

Since you finna do something.

The three of us.

Yes. Should we do that Poppi commercial?

The three of us, Poppi monsters.

Please, babe.

What's your favorite Poppi flavor?

Whatever Alix Earle like.

Girl, we're about to turn up in there.

Thank God. Go start.

Guys, I'm scared. I mean, I've been...

Babe, serve and then we're...

I keep forgetting.

Serving. Okay.

Bye. I love you guys. Alix, I love you.

You guys look amazing. I love you.

[hosts vocalizing kissing]

Now, I'm not saying they're competing tonight,

but the girls are definitely not letting each other breathe.

We're getting one look after another. [laughing]

Get it, 'cause it's like One Battle After Another,

but it's like fashion version, 'cause Vanity Fair.

I feel like I am in a tornado.

Let's take a look at who's arriving now.

Gaby, Wendy, and Robbie Hoffman,

they have never looked better.

Dynamic duo, couple central. The one, the only.

Look at her walk. She's so chic, like.

My greatest achievement in life...

Apatows. Oh, the Apatow sisters.

Oh my god, are they walking together?

I was sitting with Maude last night

at the Chanel dinner.

Oh, how was she? She is so sister.

I loved her. I love talking to her.

We took a few film pictures together.

We talked about conspiracy theories.

What conspiracy theories?

The main one we talked about was the telepathy tapes.

Crazy, right? Crazy. Insane.

Emily Ratajkowski, babe.

Oh, I mean, she always looks so beautiful.

One of the original baddies, and she's still carrying it.

Almost, dare I say like really top five original.

She created the lane.

Yeah, she really, really did.

And working with all these...

Oh, girl, girl. Like sorry, like...

Come over here. Emily Ratajkowski

[Hosts] Girl. [vocalizing kissing]

You look amazing.

Here, wait, let's get you a mic.

Wait. Sorry, this better.

Babe, guess who we're here with.

Amelia Gray Hamlin.

Your father told me you were making pasta, by the way.

Did he?

Well, your mother told me

that your father said that he would.

Well, you should come over. I will. Who are you wearing?

Invite me. I'm wearing Revolve.

Yes, Quenlin. I don't want to come.

Girl, who are you wearing? I'm wearing Revolve.

I know you're wearing Chanel.

Who are you wearing? Dior.

[Amelia screaming]

I'm so excited about it. You guys.

And who did the hair? It's the slickest.

Amanda Lee did the hair.

[hosts talking indistinctly]

Oh my god, the ponytail. Does it hurt?

It doesn't hurt.

Well, it looks like it does,

and that's the best thing about it.

Ah, does it? Okay, good, okay, good.

I feel like it can withstand the night though.

Yes. She's ready to go.

Are you partying with us tonight?

Are you going to go tonight?

I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go.

I have my pizza waiting at home, my goop Pepperoni Potts.

The best. goop pizza lowkey fucks.

Pepperoni Potts. It's so good.

I'm losing my place in line, by the way.

Okay. Okay, go. I got to go.

I love you guys. I love you guys.

Go, go. We love you. Love you, bye.

Let's see what's happening on the carpet right now-

Woo. with Brittany.

Hello from my side of the carpet.

Guess who I'm here with? Javier Bardem.

Hola. How are you?

How are you? Very good.

Love your pin. I love your pin.

Thank you. Yes.

Okay. I've got a question for you.

Go ahead.

What do you think's harder?

F1 racing or parallel parking in Los Angeles?

[chuckles] I don't live in Los Angeles, but I think...

I'm sure Los Angeles is not an easy place to have a car.

And everybody has a car here, right?

You have to have a car. And it's the worst.

Absolutely.

Okay. You look stunning tonight, obviously.

Thank you very much. Same to you.

Thank you. Same to you.

If 16-year-old Javier could have styled himself tonight,

what would you be wearing?

Like short pants and a nice sport T-shirt

and a baseball cap,

and I would play like if I am a teenager.

Okay. Love it.

A 57-year-old teenager. Like, Woo, woo.

Things like that. Yeah.

Would you be blackout drunk already?

No, I don't drink.

You don't drink? I don't drink.

What type of party goer are you?

I'm a party goer of being in the party for 20 minutes.

And then you leave?

And then I leave the fuck out of there.

I'm the same way.

So just say, Hello, hello, hello?

Hello, how are you?

And in the moment where I have to scream so loud

that I can't hear myself, then it's like the time to go.

I love it.

Okay, on this carpet tonight, obviously there's a line.

You gotta do the carpet.

What music would you be playing if you were the DJ?

I'm into the hard rock, baby.

Ooh. Classic rock?

I mean, yes, like '60, '70s, '80s, '90s,

but I'm getting more like trash, like trash rock,

like speed metal.

Yeah.

I'm into that. So I don't know.

I would do Bad Omens. I like Bad Omens.

I love Bad Omens.

Yes, and I would do, well, I would do Metallica of course.

Yeah.

And I'll do some ACDC, which are my favorite.

Thunderstruck. Of course.

And then just to take it easy, to go to sleep,

I will do just what, Motorhead.

[laughing] To go to sleep. Sure.

Yeah, because Lenny and his voice

makes me feel like sleep.

Love it. [Javier imitating Motorhead]

I go like... It's like brown noise.

Like a baby. Like a baby.

Well, Javier, thank you so much.

Thank you so much.

You have fun in there for 20 minutes.

All right. Thank you so much.

Have a good night. Thank you.

Jake, Quen, this has been fun,

but I do need a moment to look at the back of my eyelids

and scream internally, so it's all you guys.

[Javier] Thank you.

Jake, there's almost too many incredible people here

to talk to.

It's like going to the movie theater in real life.

I really do agree.

But I feel like the way that we talk to them

is we key with them.

We have to.

We have to have a good time with everyone.

I feel like the way I'm gonna have a good time

when I walk in is pulling out the dance moves.

I would jump into a split right now

if I had the flexibility, but this is Mathias Chanel, so.

Can we please, please talk about your outfit? Please.

We can talk about Chanel any day, like...

You look so drop-dead.

So this is all Chanel.

All Chanel. All Chanel.

All Chanel. Oh, you look amazing.

Yo, babe, get them Dior. Give them Dior.

Okay. And I'm in Dior.

I'm in Dior. With the brooch.

Bring back brooches. Bring back brooches.

I'm in Dior. Thank you, Jonathan Anderson.

I love you. Who do you love?

Jonathan Anderson. Who else you love?

Quenlin Blackwell.

[hosts screaming]

Guess who I love? Who?

Jake Shane. Ah.

I love you. I love you.

This is like a trauma bond. We're trauma bonded.

Now let's see what's up with Brittany.

Brittany.

Actually, I was just about to ask

what's up with you guys over there, so all out of ideas.

I guess I'll have to interview a celebrity in the meantime.

Quinta Brunson's here.

Hi, my love. Hi, Brittany. How are you?

I'm doing great. Look at you. Look at you.

Look at us, twins.

In these, and I should go change.

So annoying.

You've once said the best part of events like this

are seeing old friends.

Yes.

Who are you excited to see here tonight?

Oh, man. I don't know who's gonna be here.

Totally.

To be honest, I'm really not sure.

Who do you want to see?

I'm excited to see Michael B. Jordan.

We got to celebrate him last night,

and it's nice that that was just a pre-celebration

for what's happening now.

Totally. Totally. Yeah.

If you had to pick one of the nominees from tonight

to be a substitute teacher at Abbott Elementary,

who would you pick?

One of the nominees to be a substitute teacher?

Jessie Buckley. She's got good energy.

Love. Yeah, she's a sweetie pie.

Yeah, you can leave an Irish woman with the kid.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's tight.

Okay, what Halloween costumes

do you think we'll see this year

based on some of these Oscar noms?

Well, see, I think we already hit that Halloween period.

A little bit.

...of the current Oscar nominee situation.

But next year,

I think we're gonna get some really interesting ones.

I think there's a Scooby-Doo coming out.

I think there's like a couple of movies that are...

There's something else big that's gonna come out

that probably is gonna yield some fruit.

I can't think of it right now, 'cause my brain is...

And you don't have to. Who. Yeah.

What type of party goer are you?

Are you hugging the wall? Are you at the bar?

I'm gonna go in, I'm gonna find my people,

and I'm gonna find a spot to sit down.

That's the kind of party girl.

Yeah, that's what I like to do.

Yes, I love to sit. These are coming off.

Yes. Okay.

I love to sit down.

Well, thank you, Quinta.

Thank you, girl.

You have fun. Bye. Thank you.

Okay, so earlier, Vanity Fair's very own Maggie Coughlan

caught up with Cara Delevingne.

Let's take a look.

Hi, I'm Maggie Coughlan from Vanity Fair

here with Cara Delevingne.

Hi, I'm Cara. Nice to see you guys.

Hi, everyone. Great to see you.

Tell me about this look. It's incredible.

I know.

I'm very, very lucky to be wearing this Tom Brown look

from the runway.

It feels just very me.

It's incredible. I'm obsessed.

The details. My muscles.

Or I have a rash, I don't really know, but it's cute.

I really love it.

What do you like most about it?

I think it just makes me feel very confident,

and it's also quite comfortable, which I usually don't do,

which I like to do more of as I get older.

But yeah, no, I just, I feel really like a superhero.

It's very cool.

I love it.

So you've been on the red carpet, the runway,

in films, everywhere.

What do you do to feel confident

before you go out into these situations

where it's a ton of people talking to you,

taking your photo, working with you?

Yeah, I think for me personally

it's just about a little ritual.

Everyone's can be different,

whether it's like going for a workout.

I like to wake up first thing, not look at my phone.

Me and my partner lie on the floor

and we just breathe together.

We do like a little kind of yoga practice,

a little meditation, and it just kind of connects you

to yourself and to your partner,

and gets you out of your head.

That feels like kind of my armor,

and then everything that happens after that,

yeah, I'm not in my head,

which is for me the most important thing.

Yes.

And starting your day without that phone is so important.

Yeah. Just for five minutes. Yeah.

It's just a little super simple.

It's a bit of a cheat code. Yeah.

'Cause even there's...

You can always find five minutes,

especially if you just are feeling a little unsure.

It's always better to take the time to feel best,

you know, not to say be late,

because I also think it's important to be on time,

but yeah, definitely.

So if your beauty routine had a main character,

what would it be?

What's your hero product?

Ooh. So I think for tonight, I don't know.

I think for me,

I've got a little bottle of Elnett in my bag,

but for this hair,

because it's still like what Elnett does so great

is it kind of fixes things,

but it also leaves it to like be a little like loose,

which love, 'cause I don't think,

like you can make it super fixed,

but it allows the kind of freedom,

but then also staying in place.

We love that.

That's always my hero product.

But also my granny used to wear Elnett all the time,

and so it reminds me of her.

Oh, it's the gold can on the shelf.

It's kind of nostalgic, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So is there one step when you're getting ready

that you never skip?

Is it like putting on great music,

making sure you like wear a special robe?

Music for me is super important.

I always try and like listen to an album

that's just come out.

I just was listening to Yebba's new album at home,

which was really, really fun.

And yeah, like last night

I was doing like my Revitalift mask,

and that always makes me feel good, when my skin is prepped.

It's super important. I know.

Lymphatic drainage massage this morning.

Ooh. You have it down.

I do it myself. Yeah, do it yourself.

Do you have a final touch that you do,

and you're like, Okay, I'm leaving the house.

I've done this one thing.

I'm ready to go out and face the world.

Oh, well, especially for a night,

a day and night like tonight and today,

it's, yeah, the L'Oreal Paris setting spray.

It's key. Everything is fixed.

I can now dance, talk, eat, and do all of it,

and it stays for as long as possible, which is ideal,

because, you know, we can't really do touch...

Well, we can do touch-ups here,

but I prefer not to do them myself, so that's good, yeah.

So before you head into the VF Oscar party,

which we're so excited to host you here tonight,

do you have a tip for having a great time at a party?

Oh, I just think make new friends, meet people, be open,

you know, have conversations, don't do small talk.

Go deep dive fast unless people aren't prepared for that.

I don't know, and just kind of, yeah, be free.

Follow the night, see where it takes you,

unless you have work tomorrow morning.

Tomorrow is Monday, but...

It is Monday. But I luckily don't, so I'm happy.

Yeah. I mean, it's a good philosophy.

See where it takes you,

and that's what we're gonna do tonight.

You just enjoy it.

And I think everyone has a little amount

of, like, social anxiety,

and I just think we all feel that way,

so if you kind of are honest about that,

and just accept it and love it,

and just realize that it means you care, you're excited.

Yeah, just vibe. Vibe at the VF party.

Yeah.

Well, thanks for talking to us.

Thank you so much. It was great to see you.

Yeah, thanks. Bye.

[Maggie] Signing off.

We're here with... Eiza Gonzalez.

Wow, you look incredible. Who are you wearing tonight?

I am wearing this stunning Miu Miu dress

and these gorgeous David Yurman earrings.

This is my favorite.

Oh my god, you look to die for.

Her and her princess wear.

And you told us you were just filming two seasons

of Three Body Problem.

I was. Well, I am, I was.

Yes. I'm so excited about this season.

This season's gonna be incredible.

It's a big departure from Season 1,

but I think in the best way possible.

And then, so what was it...

Sorry, I just cut you off. Take it over.

What was it like filming two seasons of a show at once?

It's interesting.

It's good because you can kind of follow the storyline

from one season to another, and it doesn't really...

It allows you to keep going the creativity flow,

especially it's a very complex season.

It's this one specific...

The first one is really,

but the second season's really complicated,

so it really helps you go from one to the other.

It's like math. It's like visual, like, cinematic math.

Totally. You get it.

We love it. We love sci-fi.

That's exactly right.

What was your favorite sci-fi film

that came out in the past two years?

Two years. Or ever.

You know, I'm really into Severance.

I think Severance is incredible.

Sci-fi, there's so many sci-fis that...

I'm like an old school sci-fi lover.

I love, I mean, obviously Blade Runner

was one of, like, the pinnacles of my...

I've never seen.

Or the original? I've never seen either.

Did you like 2049 though? Yes, I did. I did.

Me too. I did. I loved it.

I love sci-fi. What's the premise of it?

Well, honey, we can't ruin it for you, because...

It's math. It's also like sci-fi math.

Okay, okay, okay.

And then Interstellar

is probably my number one sci-fi of all time.

Yeah. Of all time? Yes.

Okay. What were your favorite movies this year?

Like I need to know everyone's favorite movie.

This year has been incredible.

I'm so excited

that it's a great moment for original stories.

I'm so happy that Sinners did so well.

I love it. It's just a...

When you cross genre, and you're able to do it so seamlessly

the way that Ryan did, is very inspirational as an artist

because that is a really challenging thing to do.

I was in love with Hamnet.

The performances there really broke me,

but Sentimental Value really shook me to the core.

I just, it's a beautiful year.

I think it's some of the best filmmaking we've had,

and I'm very excited that what's gonna, you know, catapult

for the future of filmmaking.

Yeah. I couldn't agree more.

Well, thank you so much for stopping and talking to us.

Thank you, guys. Let's hang out inside.

I'm hugging you all 'cause I'm cold for you.

We're cold. I love you.

I love Jake's fake soon. Yes, please.

Bye. Bye, Eiza.

Brittany, how are you doing over there?

Well, Jake, thank you for asking.

I'm about 5'8, beautiful blue eyes,

small lips, but they balance my face,

size 11 shoe, I am based in Los Angeles,

and I will be reading for the part of Brittany Broski

on the Vanity Fair Oscar party carpet.

Joining me now is Heidi Klum.

Hi, Brittany. Hi, honey.

[Brittany and Heidi vocalizing kissing]

Oh, sorry.

No, it's a double. A double bisou.

Hi, everybody.

Okay, as the official queen of Halloween.

Uh-oh.

How far in advance do you plan your outfit?

Oh, I'm already ready. You're already planning?

Oh yeah, of course. I'm already ready.

Can you give us a hint?

It's gonna be scary, obviously,

but it's gonna be very different,

and I think something that you haven't seen before.

I always try to surprise everyone.

And you do.

And the most amazing makeup artist

who has been doing my costume for so many years,

Mike Marino is doing it again this year,

and I love him so much.

I actually had the idea already last Halloween,

and I'm like, as he was putting the prosthetics on my face,

I said, I want to tell you already

what I wanna do next year.

He's like, No, no, no. You can't confuse me right now.

I have to do Medusa on you right now.

And then I called him the next day.

I'm like, Are you ready now?

He's like, Oh my gosh, how am I gonna do it?

I'm like, I know you're gonna figure it out.

So you plan it together?

Yes, yes. Okay, love.

What type of partygoer are you?

Are you hugging the wall? Are you at the bar?

Are you dancing? What are you doing?

I like to dance. Yeah.

I just need a dance partner. Okay.

Last year I was dancing with Sofia Vergara.

Have you guys seen her yet? No, not yet.

'Cause she's my dancing buddy.

Okay. We need to get her on you.

Otherwise, do you want to dance with me later?

I'll see you in there, girl. We'll dance.

No, because it's a fun night.

It's the best night of the year, I feel like,

you know, apart from Halloween, so.

I agree. And glamour is back.

I've never seen everyone look so beautiful.

Oh my god, well, thank you, Heidi.

Good to see you, Brittany.

You too. I will see you in there.

Have fun, everyone. Cheers.

And joining me now also, Taron Egerton.

How are you doing? Hi, my love.

I'm Brittany. How are you?

Nice to meet you, Brittany. I'm Taron.

I nearly said I'm Brittany as well.

You're Brittany too? We're both Brittany.

Yeah, it's like, Have a safe flight. You too.

I'm not flying. Yeah.

How you doing?

I'm doing really great, you know?

Very exclusive party, feeling fantastic.

I have a question for you. Yeah.

If 16-year-old Taron dressed you tonight,

what would you be wearing?

Oh, I was a really awkward teenager.

Who wasn't?

Yeah, I don't know, I don't know. What would I be wearing?

I think at that age I had like a beanie hat

with a cap on it.

Awful. Disgusting.

Horrible. Absolutely repellent.

I don't know, some sort of baggy tee and baggy pants,

and yeah. Love it.

Okay, what type of partygoer are you?

And also, what's your bedtime routine?

I'm a dancer. You're a dancer as well.

So hang on. They were two very different questions.

Very, very.

So what kind of partier are you,

and what kind of nighttime routine do you have?

Uh-huh.

Okay, so I'm a dancer. I like to dance.

I like that.

I'm not a skillful dancer.

I don't have much grace, finesse, elegance.

Don't have to.

But I'm incredibly enthusiastic.

Great. That's what we need.

We need more of that.

So like, I have three, four drinks and I'm tearing it up.

Okay.

Nighttime routine,

I like to listen to gentle, peaceful meditation music.

Love that.

Little chamomile tea. Nice little bit of self soothing.

I can't believe I'm about to say this.

Just say it.

I like to do like, I like shadow work,

like conversation with yourself.

Oh, I like that actually. Yeah. Yeah.

Is it like for calming? Yeah.

Okay. Yeah.

Well, thank you for sharing that with me.

Thanks. This was so surreal.

I can't believe I even told you what I...

I didn't know I was gonna have to do this.

But hey, it's a pleasure to meet you, Brittany.

You as well.

Do I go that way? I think you go that way.

I go that way, right? The way I came.

You have great night. Thanks, Brittany. Cheers.

I'll dance with you inside.

Quen, Jake, it's your turn.

The people keep coming. Is she here? Is she here?

Our pop princess is here.

Oh, you look amazing. [Quenlin screaming]

Come here right now.

Oh my gosh. Wow.

How are you?

[all air kissing]

Oh, Tate, I had to cover my eyes. I needed to be shocked.

Tell us about the look.

I mean, I'm wearing a custom Ludovic dress and...

Oh, shut up.

I just love him. I'm so excited to be here.

Everything. So yeah.

360. 360.

[Hosts] Wow.

Stop, guys.

Girl, you look great. Thank you.

So last year when you came here

you had done SNL the night before.

Yes. You flew here the next day.

Yes.

And then you flew back on tour.

Yeah, that was insane. Girl.

No, it was great. You good?

Doing the most always. Always.

And you keep it together when you do the most.

Thank you.

She's never complained to me in her life.

You look unbelievable. Thank you so much.

This dress is incredible. Jake, you look 10 out of 10.

Oh, I love you. I love you too.

Well, I was gonna ask.

You've never complained a day in your life.

I've actually never heard her complain a day in her life.

Really?

If you had to pick one thing to complain about today,

what would it be?

Jake.

Be negative, is what he's asking.

I honestly think it's so insane

to complain about something on a night like this,

getting dressed up like this.

Like I think it's insane.

I just feel very blessed and excited,

and can't wait to see you guys.

Are you excited to dance on the dance floor?

Duh, of course.

What move is you gonna do?

I'm about to break it down.

I'm gonna do a back flip.

Yeah, please. I want to see that.

Oh, what are you going to pull out?

Every move in the book.

[screaming] Thank God. Yeah.

What were your favorite movies this year?

Movies? Oh my god.

I literally just saw Marty Supreme like three weeks ago,

which was great.

I don't see a lot of movies, honestly.

Well... You're a TV show girl.

Marty Supreme was all the movies at once.

I'm more like, I go back to classic TV shows.

Vampire Diaries classic? Duh.

Gossip Girl classic? Gossip Girl, duh.

Grey's Anatomy,

like all the shows I've rewatched like a million times.

Have you met Leighton ever?

No, I haven't.

I did I Love LA.

She was one of the other cast members. She was sitting down.

I was losing my mind. I lose my mind right now.

I love you. I mean, I love you too.

Yeah. And we're going to party inside.

We are going to party. No, I'm partying.

Oh yeah, we're partying. I'm partying.

I love you guys. [vocalizing kissing]

These kisses. [vocalizing kisses]

Like are we in Europe? We were so fancy.

Don't you leave without me. I won't.

[hosts laughing]

The carpet is getting hotter

than a Heated Rivalry scene, and that's hard to do.

We had so much fun talking to Amelia Gray,

but her look gagged us so much

I would like to see her look when she pulled up.

Oh, look at that walk. Oh my god.

Okay, girl. Like girl, supermodel.

Like killing it just so easy. Walking so good.

Wow. Wow. Wow.

We are in a trance.

Kim, do you see Kim? Babe, wow.

God.

[Hosts] Wow.

Shimmer. Ooh, sister.

Who is she wearing? She Looks amazing.

Who is she wearing?

Gucci, I think. Oh, is that new Demna Gucci?

I'm gonna say allegedly. Allegedly.

Maybe. Wow, she looks to die for.

What a messy bob, a shaggy bob. Yeah.

You think the shaggy Bob is back?

I think the bob's been back. Yeah, I'm like...

Have you seen Tyla? Yeah.

Tyla's like all the time. She always got a bob.

Always. And she always looks...

What's your favorite Tyla song?

Push to Start.

♪ Pushing on my buttons ♪

[hosts laughing]

They said if we sung lyrics, it would be bad.

Girl, I had to stop myself.

Girl, let me make a Tyla song.

♪ Ways to soaks you, ways to soak you, ya ♪

Now back to Brittney. Back to Brittany.

Hi, my loves. I'm here with Selma Blair.

Hello.

How are you? I'm great.

I think this has been...

However many years Vanity Fair has been going on,

I think I've been here.

The first year I came,

I think it was like 1998 with Jake Gyllenhaal as my date.

Amazing.

No one had heard of him. Thanks, Jake.

You put him on the map. Right, right, right.

And they don't say that a lot.

No, no, they don't.

Okay, here's my question. ready?

If 16-year-old you dressed you tonight,

what would you be wearing?

Well, I'm gonna just have to say this.

I'm gonna have to say this, 'cause I'm wearing Tamara Ralph.

I'm not gonna say something else.

But no, I always wanted to wear a big gown.

This is my first time wearing like a big gown.

How's it feel?

It feels pretty great,

but now that I'm older and use a cane,

I'm like, God, it's a lot of fabric,

but I'm hoping I don't go like ass over tea kettle.

But no, I'm not perfectly happy.

I'm tripping, and, yeah my knees hurt.

Right. I'm like, Oh dear.

But no, I love it. I love this gown so much.

I love it too. Thank you.

What type of partygoer are you?

Are you hugging the wall? Are you on the bar?

No, I'm usually...

I mean, it depends what stage of my life.

I mean, younger years, probably very different.

Now, I will find a chair, have someone bring me a Diet Coke.

Shoes are off. Yup.

I have to catch a plane in the morning really early,

so I probably won't be too long.

I'm not much of a partier anymore,

but this is gorgeous here.

I'm so happy to be here.

This was worth it. This moment was worth it.

I'm very happy to be here.

Okay, well, thank you so much for talking to me.

Thank you so much. Have a fun in there.

This is exciting. Okay, thank you.

You have fun. Goodbye.

Listen, as we're waiting for my queen to arrive,

should we talk a little bit about Teyana Taylor?

I'm obsessed with this woman.

We're gonna talk a little bit

about her best looks this awards season.

Let's get into that fantasy, should we?

First up, Schiaparelli couture at the Golden Globes.

Listen, I loved when she stepped on stage, a winner,

and she turned around and she said,

Did you see my party in the back?

And she showed us that little rhinestone thong. Obsessed.

And in the middle, listen,

when she went to the BAFTAs in London, she said,

I need to wear a little bit of a British designer,

and she wore Burberry by Daniel Lee.

Actually, just as I stepped on the carpet right now,

Daniel Lee, the designer of Burberry,

was walking right behind me.

I love this look.

It was giving a little heritage Burberry in the trench coat,

but also just full-on Teyana Taylor.

And then we have the Tom Brown.

I'm obsessed with the Tom Brown look

she wore at the Actor Awards.

Listen, 160 pattern pieces up in that bodice,

and God knows how many hundreds of thousands of sequins.

Listen, I'm supposed to know, they told me,

but the number is just too big to even remember.

Shout-out to my girls at Tom Brown.

I know how hard you worked on that look,

and I am obsessed with it.

Thank you, and back to you guys.

Can I just say something really quick?

I'm having a kind of out-of-body experience.

I can't believe that I get to do this for a job,

but also, can we talk about the Oscars for a second?

I had it on my list, Michael B. Jordan.

Can I just say, what a monumental win, so deserved.

The differences between Smoke and Stack,

I mean, one had a dimple and one didn't.

I love Michael B. Jordan. I'm so happy for him.

That moment was just [vocalizing a kiss]

Jake and Quen, take it away. It's your turn.

Emma Chamberlain. Hello.

Babe, you look incredible. You both look hot.

What are you wearing tonight?

Yes, please.

I'm wearing Valentino.

[Hosts] Wow.

Do a spin, do a spin.

[Quenlin] Quick with it. I have a quick question.

I'm holding this up for now until the carpet.

I like can't put it down. It gets caught on everything.

That's how I feel about mine.

I'm like, Let me not step a hole.

I know.

'Cause then you have to send it back, and you're like,

Girl, I promise I tried to treat it good.

I know. I know.

Emma Stone shaved her head for Bugonia.

Would you ever shave your head?

I would.

But not like, but squeaky shave, like shiny.

Miss a plane. Like... For something.

For the right thing. For the right thing.

Okay. How much?

How much, honey? How much? How much?

Ooh. Ooh. Can you be bought?

[Jake] Real honest answer.

Okay. Do you know what the answer is? No, no, no.

No, it's not even a money thing.

It has to be the coolest project of all time.

Then I would do it for free.

Okay, okay.

They wanted you to be the new Mr. Clean, you doing it?

For the commercial. Yeah, babe.

Okay, maybe. Okay, now we're talking money.

So now we might need to get money involved.

Mr. Clean the horror movie. You would slay it.

What was your favorite movie this year?

Ooh. Actually, Bugonia. I'm not...

Right? Yes, yes.

I watched Bugonia, and I was like, This is cinema.

I watched it on the plane, and it was like...

You know, I did it on the plane too, I think.

Not a plane movie.

No, no, no, panic attack. Did you have a panic attack?

I mean, I had to pause it multiple times.

I kept saying, Oh, okay. Okay.

Yeah, no, because I'm already nervous on planes,

but then it was really, the nerves were really nerving.

Okay, how do you get out of your plane anxiety?

Deep breathing. Me too.

Yeah, that's it.

And I let go. I've learned to let go.

Same.

Babe, if it's over now, it's over now.

Out of our control. Out of our control.

Let go and let God, as they say.

But it's a journey. It is a journey.

It's a journey, literally though.

It is. Oh, fully.

By the way, that is exactly what it is, a journey.

A journey.

And today has been a journey.

What has your day been looking like?

Whoa. I like got off a plane this morning.

[Jake] From where?

I was in New York, okay?

And then I like got my hair done.

I got a bleach and tone. And it's really toned.

You got a bleach and tone? I got a bleach and tone.

Really good.

Then I got a haircut. Then I got into glam.

Then it was like, I felt really, I felt glam today.

Well, because it is Oscar season, I would like to ask you,

would you rather have coffee with Marty Mauser

or Aunt Gladys from weapons?

Gladys.

What would you talk about with her?

[Quenlin] On a caffeine high.

Find it. Find it.

I'm finding it. I'm looking.

I think I want advice. Advice on?

Whatever Gladys wants to give me advice on.

Okay.

You said from Weapons, right?

Yes. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, no, don't you feel like a little bit

like advice vibes from Gladys?

Like give me advice on rituals.

I feel like there's a wisdom there.

But it's also...

Yes, I see what you mean. I see what you mean.

You have any advice for when we go inside and party?

[Jake] And for hosting, please.

Let go. Let go.

Let go. Enjoy the moment.

Live in the moment. Let's be present tonight.

[Jake] Yes. Let's be present.

We're gonna dance together.

Let's be present tonight, please.

Yes. Okay.

We love you both. Love you.

Love you, Emma. Thank you.

Love you, love you. [vocalizing kissing]

Wait, see you in there. See you in there.

[vocalizing kissing] Love you.

Now, back to Brittany. Why did I do that?

Well, guys, this line is certainly linear behind me,

and within it are some people I'd like to have a word with,

namely Rege.

Hey, how's it going? How are you?

I'm good, thank you very much,

all the better for the leopard print situation.

Thank you for saying it.

The eyebrow to end all eyebrows, by the way.

You hit a dirty eyebrow.

I mean, they come in a pair. I bought them as a set.

You know, they were on sale.

They don't. Right, rut guess what?

It's the best purchase. It's done so much for your career.

I mean, your eyebrows are doing pretty good.

Thank you.

I feel like I came to match the eyebrow game.

Yeah, and we are twins. We look alike.

Brow twins or just twins in general?

Just in general. Twins in general.

Yeah. Fraternal.

Okay, what kind of partygoer are you? Just tell me.

Are you hugging the wall? Are you at the bar?

I mean, we like to mix it up.

I'm an all seasons partygoer.

You very much catch the winds as they blow you.

See where night takes you.

Exactly. Love that.

Are you planning on having a drink, a libation tonight?

I have no plans tonight,

because I think the plans spoil the fun.

Yep. Let the wind take you. Exactly.

I think the whole point of the party is not to have plans.

I love it. What would you rename the Oscar if you had to?

Dylan? I don't know.

A name's a name. And the Dylan goes to...

And the Dylan goes to... [Brittany laughing]

Okay. Very Anglo, very American.

I'm clearly in Mad Libs territory this evening.

I'm so sorry. This is where we're at.

It's all good.

That's what my creativity lands on, Dylan.

I'll take it. Dylan, that's what we're doing.

If 16 year old...

What's your name? I'm Brittany.

No no no. Which name are you giving the Oscar.

Are we giving them the Brittanys?

No, no. That's too. The Brittany goes to...

What are we, cheerleaders? We're not doing that.

I mean, I could give you a B. A B?

I feel like it have to be something kind of like Reginald.

Give it to the Reginald? No.

Come on, you called me a bit on Reginald? Thank you.

See, this is what happens

when you put other people back on the spot.

Yeah, yeah.

Not so easy on that side, is it?

No, it's not. I don't like it.

I don't like when you interview me. All right.

Yeah, this is why you do your job and I do mine.

It's fun, right?

Let's stay on our sides of the line. You're right.

Stay on our sides of the line.

A truce has been reached, an accord has been reached, folks.

I'm feeling really at peace about it as well.

I'm feeling the love.

Well, I hope you have fun in there.

Thank you very much. I'll see you in there.

I'll see you floating with the wind.

If it keeps going like this,

the night's going to be great.

Hey, say that.

Cheers. Cheers.

[microphones clank]

The audio guy just sighed very deeply.

Let's check it. Hey.

Let's check back in with my beautiful twin daughters,

Quen and Jake.

He/him. Thanks, Brittany.

Everywhere I look right now,

the next person is more stunning than the last.

Like, babe, Gabrielle Union? Hi.

[Hosts] Dwyane Wade.

What's up? What's up?

Hi. Hi.

Power couple. Geniuses in their own right.

It's so crazy being next to you.

Dwayne just told me that you guys met 20 years ago.

Yeah, just about.

We up there. Yeah.

So I know it's hard to imagine,

but what's the last thing you guys disagreed on?

[Dwyane laughing] The music tonight.

What did you want to listen to

and what did he want to listen to?

The heat in the room. How about that?

[Jake] Ooh, do you sleep cold?

She sleeps hot, I sleep cold.

I sleep cold. Oh my goodness.

I sleep cold. I sleep at 62.

I got to get up early in the morning, go cut it down.

Heating battle all the time.

And with the music tonight,

what did you guys want to listen to?

We couldn't figure out the music,

and it was somebody's playlist.

It was a lot of Brit Brit, which I love Brit Brit.

So it was a lot of Toxic.

It was some Toxic. It was a lot of Toxic.

But you just needed something

to really get up the vibe probably.

Yeah. I feel that.

You know what I mean? Yeah.

It was good, because once MBJ won, we was just feeling it.

Didn't matter what music were listening to.

I was like, We did it.

Yeah, Yeah. A personal win.

We did. Yes. Yeah.

I can't wait to like tackle him today.

[Quenlin] Oh my god.

[Jake] What's in store for you guys tonight?

Tackling Mike and Brian,

and just celebrating with the whole Sinners crew.

I don't know, maybe a little Jay, little Bee.

I don't know, I don't know.

A little Jay, a little Bee, like life, life.

What was your favorite movie this year?

Sinners, of course. Sinners.

What's your favorite song in Sinners?

Ooh, well, I went to go see Raphael Saadiq in concert

the other, couple weeks ago,

and to hear his version

of the song that they performed tonight,

which is just so beautiful.

He deconstructed it, told some stories about it.

So I'm just a huge fan of blues.

I did a movie, a film called Cadillac Records

with Bee, and Adrian Brody for that matter, a while ago,

so I developed a love of the blues and Buddy Guy.

So, I mean, the music of Sinners was incredible.

Incredible. Incredible.

Did you love the sequence

of all the different genres of music and the ages of music?

I mean, you had Alice up there, you had Shaboozey.

It ain't Shabooty. It's Shaboozey.

So, like, it was incredible. It was incredible.

Well, you guys, we will not keep you.

Thank you so...

Your watch.

Oh, did you see how he just was like...

Tell me about the watch and the brooch.

This is my hosting arm right here.

[Jake] Please tell me about the watch. I'm sorry.

Well, we have friends at Tiffany & Co.,

and so we both... Wow. Tiffany & Co.

We both are ambassadors of Tiffany & Co.,

so thank you guys for making us look good.

[Jake] Well, do a quick show off the watch

before we leave.

Yeah, see my...

Pan in, pan in. There you go.

Like... Now let's, yes.

Have a good time inside.

Thank you guys. Thank you.

Thank you. Have a great night.

Thank you for talking to us.

Oh my god. Your poppa's here.

Frankenstein is here, Jacob Elordi.

Girl, what he wearing? Suit and tie, with his film camera.

Always film camera. Oh, he just took a photo.

Very nice. Wow. Look at that bow tie.

Killing it. Look at that bow tie.

Who else has been killing that we've seen out here?

Tate's outfit?

Tate's outfit, Alix's outfit.

Babe, red is the color.

Wait, I was super gagged by Dwyane.

I was super gagged by Gabrielle Union.

I know, I know.

I'm like, Girl, thank you for paving the way

for a girl like me.

Devon Lee Carlson. My favorite people ever.

My mic just dropped.

I love you guys. I love you.

Oh my God. You guys look so good.

Babe, who are you wearing? Is this Chanel?

Is this Dior?

Dior. Did you just ask what I was wearing?

I did. I said Dior, Chanel.

This is Dior. Who are you wearing?

This is St. Laurent.

Oh, it's beautiful. Wow. The chic is the rest.

[Jake] What's your plan for the night?

Are you gonna have a good night?

I'm gonna have a good night.

I'm here with my boyfriend and I'm excited.

It's my first time here.

Where's your boyfriend? He's over there.

Hi. Love the boyfriend with all my heart.

I know. He looks so good.

How are you gonna turn up when you get inside?

I'm gonna have a vodka soda.

Okay. Are you a vodka soda girl?

I'm gonna have a vodka soda

and I'm gonna say hi to all my friends.

Are you partying here tonight?

Yeah, of course. Period.

All night we're here.

Drunk, right? Probably.

Yeah. She's doing a vodka soda.

Tomorrow's Monday, but it is the end of awards seasons.

I think I have the day off tomorrow, actually.

[Jake] I think you do.

Actually, it's my best friend's birthday.

Happy birthday, Francesca. Happy birthday, Francesca.

Happy birthday, Frankies Bikinis.

Frankies Bikini mentioned.

We love you and the bikinis.

Girl, what was your favorite movie this year?

One Battle After Another.

So good, right? It was so good.

It was, like, literally had every single thing

that you could want from a movie.

You look so beautiful. Thank you, guys.

What does a day in the life of you look like?

Cuddling dogs, smiling, matcha, sunshine, shopping.

Sunshine. Where's your favorite place to shop?

Everywhere. Everywhere?

Period.

Well, I'm so sorry about...

We drop and we can shop tomorrow, girl.

Thank you so much for talking to us.

I'm so sorry about my mic thing.

It sent me into a bit of psychosis.

I love you so much. I love you.

Oh my God. We almost...

Oh my god. I wanna be a part of that actual kiss.

I love you. I love you. I love you.

Ooh. Kaia Gerber.

I mean...

What? Is it tears already?

It's tears already.

Can't put it into words.

Hi, how are you? I saw that happen.

I know you...

Are you okay? Do you need help?

Do you want me to put it in your pocket for you?

Girl, this is foreplay.

And I wanna know what's the rest of the story.

How do y'all know each other?

We met

at her best friend Travis's wig-themed birthday party.

Yes. Period.

Jake had a wig on. You had 18 inches.

I did. I had a very long wig on.

He had 18 inches. Yeah. I did.

What did you have on? Blonde.

And everyone said, Blonde's not your color.

I said, Okay.

That was crazy. I can remember that.

A lot of people said that.

I would have said that for myself.

Well, we already know who you're wearing,

but for the people that don't...

Givenchy. And you look to die for.

You guys look to die for.

Thank you, babe. Thank you.

How's it going? It's good.

I mean, I'm apologizing.

Who's made you the most nervous?

When we're talking like this and you turn around,

boom, Kris Jenner, like, Hey, Kris Jenner.

Kris Jenner looks me dead in the eye,

goes, How'd you get this gig? [laughing]

I said, I don't know.

By the way, perfect. Yeah, perfect. Perfect.

Great.

Are we gonna have a fun night?

I hope so. Are you like, Are we having a fun night?

[Hosts] Yes.

I have to wake up at 5:00 AM.

For The Shards? For The Shards.

How's filming?

Kaia is in a phenomenal new show that is not out yet,

produced by Ryan Murphy, called The Shards.

Oh my gosh. Want to talk about it?

Yes, we're almost done filming. It has been so much fun.

There's a lot of...

It's like rich kids behaving very badly,

so who doesn't love that?

I love that. And I did text you.

I said, What do you want me to ask you about?

You said Punxsutawney Phil. You know I just did it.

Groundhog Day, but like, is that the groundhog's name?

How do you pronounce it? Punxsutawney Phil.

Punxsutawney Phil. Is that the hog's name?

That's the hog's name. What do you think about him?

I have a problem with him, because they say he's immortal.

He's not. He's not immortal.

He does the same thing every year

and gets a round of applause for it.

Everyone shows up.

I just like, and then his girlfriend Phyllis

must just be so sick of it and annoyed.

He has a girlfriend? Yeah, Phyllis.

You're lying. Swear.

I know everything about Punxsutawney Phil.

This is like not real life.

And do they switch him out ever when he dies?

Well, I'm...

He's not actually immortal,

but they, meaning like the government, says that he is.

Right, right.

So I have a problem with that.

Right. Well, Kaia...

Let's get drunk and talk about groundhogs inside.

I love you. I love you. Thank you for fixing my mic.

Thank you so much. Have fun. Okay, bye.

Oh, you look amazing.

Hi. Hi.

Hi, how are you? Hi, how are you?

Wow. So good to see you, guys.

Hi, guys. You look so good.

Who are you wearing? Yeah, please.

Tell us about the look.

I'm wearing custom Chanel.

And I'm wearing custom Armani.

Wow, Chanel. Custom queens.

[Quenlin] Armani. Everything.

Well, you guys love to be each other's date to things,

so we want to go on a date with you guys.

Is that okay? Yes.

Of course. Now I'm nervous.

No, you know the game

where it's like you and your best friends say a word.

It's like, watch. One, two, three.

Tree. Broom.

So we're going to play that with you guys.

Oh God. Okay. Really lock in.

Oh no. This is scary. Right. Okay.

One word to describe your last Coachella together.

Three, two, one.

Exciting. Hectic.

What'd you say?

I said hectic, she said exciting.

Okay, okay, okay. I'm scared.

Same vibe, same vibe. Yeah, right.

Okay, one word to describe your texts together this week.

Three, two... Oh shit.

I'll say another one. Three, two, one.

Loving. Silly.

What'd you say? Same wavelength.

Loving. Loving?

She said loving and I said silly.

Okay. You guys are on the same wavelength here.

It's there.

One word to describe Kendall's birthday party.

Three, two, one.

Sentimental. Fun.

What did you just say? She said sentimental.

Sentimental, I said fun.

Same wavelength. Right. Like, okay.

One word to describe what happened

the last time you guys had two many martinis.

[Hosts] Three, two, one...

Tears. Dark.

Look at each other. Like look at each other.

Try to at least like...

You need to clock in.

You said dark? Same wavelength.

I said tears and she said dark.

Tears. Tears.

Tears. By the way...

Is a martini with vodka or could it be with either?

Either.

She's a tequila girl. I'm a vodka girl.

I'm a vodka girl too. Tequila makes me spooky.

I'm a vodka till I die. Right.

Okay, last two.

One word to describe something

that both gives you guys the ick.

[Hosts] Three, two, one.

Men. Long toes.

What did you say? I said men.

That's the same thing. I have long toes.

And a lot of men have long toes.

Yeah, right.

Are you ready to round it up?

No, but I feel like I should to make 'em cuter.

Right. Dress 'em up.

Yeah, you should wear a toe ring if your toes are long.

I should dress them up. I should dress them up.

Thank you for that advice. That's so nice of you.

[Quenlin] You're welcome.

Okay, are you ready to end it sweetly?

Yes.

One word to describe your friendship.

And you know what? Take a minute, take a minute.

Find the word. Find the word.

Look at each other in the eye.

It can even give your first letter. We'll let you cheat.

I got it. When you're ready.

You got it?

Wait, wait, wait, wait. I don't have it yet.

Like, I have so many that I don't have the one yet.

Okay, I have it. It was just the first word that came to me.

Okay, ready?

[Hosts] Three, two, one.

Valuable. Endless.

[Jake] What did you say?

I said valuable and she said endless.

Wow.

Endlessly valuable friendship.

That's beautiful. That is beautiful.

And you guys look beautiful.

You had it. I know.

Thank you. Thank you.

This is so good. What is this?

Babe, Chanel. Chanel.

Oh, I didn't hear you if you said that already.

I said Chanel. You're sisters.

Gorgeous. Thank you so much.

Gorgeous. I love you. I love you.

Oh, love you. Thank you, guys

See you inside.

Thank you for talking to us. We'll see you inside.

Have a good rest of your night.

Well, we're gonna have a good rest of our night.

That was fun. Should we play the game?

Yeah.

Three, two, one. Help.

Three, two, one. Save us.

The fact that we just did that...

Brittany, who do you got over there? Take it away.

[speaking Spanish]

Karol G. I'm freaking out.

I love...

Look at this dress.

Can we get a moment for the dress?

Oh my god. It's super heavy, but it's beautiful.

I'm so happy to have this dress.

Oh yeah. It's hard.

Art. Art. It's art.

Okay, I have a question. Okay.

As the first Latina to headline Coachella,

can you give us a sneak peek

into the outfits and to the stage?

Okay, they always ask for the secrets

that I don't want to reveal for...

Are you gonna be there? Yeah, I'll be there.

Ah, if you're gonna be there...

So, she says she's gonna be there,

so now I don't have secrets to reveal this night,

but it's going to be so beautiful.

I've been working so hard, like dreaming about this night.

It has been hard, a lot of work, a lot of preparation,

a lot of details, beautiful details.

It's gonna be amazing. So beautiful.

So excited.

How many months have you been prepping?

We are started in November. You're kidding.

Uh-huh, we started the rehearsal in January,

and we have been on and on and on and on,

but you're gonna see why.

That's queen. You're gonna see why.

And I will see why. I'll be front row.

Yeah, please.

Okay, if 16-year-old Karol had dressed herself tonight,

what would you be wearing as a teenager?

Oh my god, maybe sandals, jeans,

a belt, a shiny, shiny belt,

like a top with a band or something here in front,

and my hair down, big hoops.

Yes. And that's it.

Yeah, I think... What makeup?

For makeup, I think how we used to do white.

You remember white, like small, like eyebrows?

Uh-huh. And yeah, that's it.

That I think that would have been like my dress for tonight.

Love.

Well, you look stunning like this, so I'm so glad we got...

Thank you, mami. Thank you so, so, so much.

I'm so proud of you. Thank you.

Killin' in Coachella. And have fun in there.

Thank you. It's my first time in here, so I'm happy.

Have fun. [speaking Spanish]

Bye. Bye.

Thank you, mami.

I think we're gonna have...

Thank you so much. Thank you, Karol.

[Karol] Hi, mami. How are you?

You look beautiful.

Hi, my loves. Guess who's here?

Ms. Hailey Bieber.

Hi. Hi there, honey.

How are you?

Look at us, look at us. Look at us.

Hello. We got the memo.

My God. We have so much to talk about.

I know. Okay. Here's the deal.

Tell me. Rhode.

Yes. Slay.

We love. No, like, slay?

If Rhode could do a collab with any of the Oscar nom movies,

what would you pick?

Like aesthetically.

I think Frankenstein. Need, need, need, need.

I just thought the colors in that movie were so beautiful,

and I think if I had to conjure up something, I could do it.

The color story?

Yeah. Yeah.

Loved. I thought it was so beautiful.

Okay, I'm actually standing by waiting for that,

because that sounds freaking awesome.

Let's manifest it.

No, Jacob Elordi as the creature in the modeling picture.

We love. Yes.

We love. We love.

What type of partygoer are you?

When you're inside, are you on the wall?

Are you drinking, dancing?

No, no, no, no.

I am like flitting around like a little butterfly,

talking to a million people, having a drink.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Like my best friend and I joke, and she's like,

I'm the one that's like standing there,

and you're talking to like 15 people that I don't know.

And I'm like, Yes, that is me.

Well, yeah. Well, yes.

Well, but I'm sure you like introduce her.

100%. Like we're attached at the hip.

Exactly. We're running around.

That's what it is.

I love.

And what's the nighttime routine after, when you get home?

Is it like one eyelash stuck to the pillowcase, or is it...

No, no, no. I'm like... Demure.

Triple cleanse, get everything off, full skincare routine.

Love. I have to.

I'm really, really crazy about it.

I'm kind of the same when you're blackout drunk,

because I can't go to bed with makeup on.

I don't care. I just, I don't care.

I gotta get it off somehow.

I'm in the shower. I'm scrubbings.

Like, have to. Have to. Do you do a snack?

Have to. Like a burger, a chicken finger.

Come on.

Yeah, something fried. Yeah, something fried.

Oh my goodness.

Well, is there any Oscar movie tonight,

'cause I know you're kind of doing forays

into acting a little bit, maybe a little bit, a little bit.

Maybe.

What movie would you have loved to be in?

One of the Oscar noms.

I loved One Battle After Another,

and I thought it was amazing,

so I think I would have probably loved to be in that one.

It was great. It was really, really great.

Love. Yeah.

What kind of projects are you looking for

towards the future?

What kind of roles?

I don't really know. I mean, I...

If someone came to me with something interesting and fun,

I would maybe look into it,

but I think for now I'm really focused

on everything with Rhode, and like...

She's a business woman.

She's a businesswoman at the end of the day.

So that's kind of where my head is at right now.

Well, Hailey, I will let you get back to work.

So good to see you.

Get in that party, girl. Go have fun.

Thank you. Love you.

Guys, do you mind if we check in with Jose?

I need to hear what he's saying. Jose, take it away.

Y'all, this carpet is lit. I have to say something.

One of my favorite things about awards season

is one of those Star Is Born moments.

Can we talk about Chase Infiniti?

She's looked so great this awards season,

styled by Wayman + Micah, my favorite styling duo out there.

Listen, Louis Vuitton signed Chase Infiniti as an ambassador

very early on in the game,

and may I just say kudos to y'all,

'cause y'all tore with that decision.

At the Critics' Choice

she wore this stunning butter yellow two-piece,

a beautiful skirt, a draped top, obsessed.

And then listen, controversial yet brave,

I don't love a peplum, but I did love this one.

At the Golden Globes, another Vuitton look,

black skirt, just gorgeous, gorgeous,

embellished crystal mirror top.

Absolutely obsessed with her.

This is the moment where I was like, Okay, this is a star.

But may I just say,

the look that I think we're gonna always look back

when it comes to Chase Infiniti

is this red burgundy dress that she wore to the BAFTAs.

You know I love a factoid. This took 400 hours to make.

And just look at the way that peplum, not even a peplum,

that skirt just like blossoms out.

She just looked terrific.

And, again, I love a Star Is Born moment.

I love to see someone just rise and become an icon.

And I think we're starting to see a legend,

and I'm just so excited for her.

Back to you guys. Thank you.

It's so crazy they're letting me do this.

Truly wild I haven't been kicked out yet.

And to think, all I had to do was chase my dreams,

believe in myself,

and tell security my name is Mary Beth Barone.

Guess who joining me now? Kumail Nanjiani.

Hi, how are you? How the hell are you?

I'm great. I'm great.

Has this been fun?

It's been very fun. Great.

I was just about to point out your brooch again,

because I do love it.

Yeah. It came with the thing.

I don't get to keep any of this.

That kind of sucks.

None of this is mine, except for the underwear.

[laughing] I don't think they would want that.

They don't.

Why? You don't know my life.

No, well, when I try to give mine back

and there're skid marks on it, they're like...

Okay. All right. What?

I know, and I ...

Okay, here's my question.

I'm very clean.

You got ripped for a role, you've lost weight for a role.

What's next in terms of bodily transformation?

BBL on the way? What's going on?

BBL? BBL.

Is that reversible? If you want it to be.

If it is, then I'll do it for...

I'll do anything for a role.

Please cast him.

Please. I'll get...

Can't imagine what kind of role for me would require a BBL,

but I'm down.

You never know. I mean, you don't know.

You know, I wanna walk in other people's butts.

And boobies. Yes.

Yes. I'll do whatever.

Okay, in 2015, you said you love constructive criticism

and that getting notes while acting really helps you.

Over a decade later, do you still have that attitude?

I just want compliments. You just want compliments.

Yes. I can't believe I said that.

I was, you know, I was lying then.

Yeah.

It's not like I've changed my mind.

I'm just, like, more upfront about...

Only tell me good stuff.

Totally. Yeah.

Well, and we know you lie.

I'm a big liar. You're a liar.

I'm a liar too. Yeah.

I'm lying all night.

You look gorgeous. Come on.

Love the brooch. [Brittany laughing]

Okay, what type of partygoer are you?

What are you doing in there?

I don't know yet.

I need to eat first before I do anything.

I don't think I'm gonna go crazy,

but I've been planning to go out for the last two weeks.

I haven't done anything. Tonight's the night.

Usually I'm in bed at 8:30. Ooh, early.

I know. It's really lame.

Have fun tonight.

But tonight we're going out. My wife is here.

Oh, wow. We're gonna do it.

Okay. I'll allow it. Yeah. How late are you here?

I'm here until about probably 4:00 AM.

You know they got me cleaning the windows

and shutting shit down.

Okay. All right, well, you know what?

I'll swing by at the end of the night, help you out.

I appreciate that. Still lying.

[laughing] All right, thank you so much.

Thank you.

You have fun there. Have a good night.

I will. Thank you. Have a great night.

All right. I'm gonna go in there.

I'm gonna see

if anyone dropped anything fun on the carpet.

I brought my metal detector.

So Jake and Quen, I'm gonna let you guys take over.

Gotta head over there.

Oh, everyone looks literally perfect.

Suspiciously perfect.

I need Hollywood's new beauty recipe.

This is more than hot Pilates and Erewhon.

I mean, have you heard about peptides?

Babe, I don't shoot anything in my body, first of all,

but I will rub some on my skin.

Well, I just got my first round of Botox.

And let me see. Tight.

Really tight in the neck. Wow, wow.

All right, let's react to some looks.

All right, who do we have here?

Mindy Kaling. Mindy Kaling looks divine.

Floating in.

I love watching them walk in like that. It's so cool.

It's like a runway. Oh, wow, she looks to die for.

The beige is every...

That's beige, right?

= Yeah, that's beige. Beige with a glitter.

Oh, wow. Gag. Devon. Simple key.

Oh my God, the hand on the hip?

YSL.

She's taking it. She's taking it.

That's princess.

She looks amazing. And here comes Usher.

Usher?

Wow. Period.

The oversize is everything.

Beautiful woman next to him in her high ponytail

and all her diamonds.

God, I die for a high ponytail.

I love it. Wow, he looks amazing.

Well, everyone's wearing a brooch.

Everyone looks too good.

And the carpet is packed with brilliant, beautiful,

hilarious people tonight,

and we're excited to meet the celebrities too.

Hey. Hey, how's it going?

Hi. Lewis.

Oh my God. How are you?

Are you alive? Are you holding up?

You've been doing this before?

This is one of my now new best friends, Quenlin.

Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

Great to meet you.

Okay. I have a...

First of all, St. Laurent? Yes, of course.

What do you got going on here?

Dior.

And by the way, gorgeous. You think it's gorgeous? Oh.

Use your mic.

I gotta use the mic for people to hear me.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

So we were recently in Mexico together.

Yeah, we sure were. Yeah.

Did everyone, like, did we have a good time,

or is there a separate group chat talking about me?

God no. Jake, what do you think?

Who do you think I am?

You trust me. You know me. I know you.

I'm almost offended that you would even ask this question.

No, I know. It was written.

It was written.

I was gonna say, I don't recognize you.

We were just in Austin together.

I would never do such a thing.

We were just in Austin together.

Yes, just a mere like 24 hours.

What are y'all doing in Austin?

We filmed a film together called Wishful Thinking.

Yep. Coming out?

Coming out, coming out. Coming out.

You don't have a date yet?

Jake is the star. Jake is the secret weapon.

Oh, wow.

All Lewis does is gas me up all the time.

No, no, no. Don't believe it.

No, I gotta just say this.

We did this movie with my best friend from high school,

whatever, blah-di-blah, me and Maya Hawke,

but I cast Jake, 'cause I'm a producer on it,

and we were like, This is the best idea ever.

There's nobody else that could play this role.

He's the secret weapon of the whole movie.

Jake is not...

No, I'm serious. I'm serious.

Jake is obviously an amazing performer.

He's very entertaining. We all know that about Jake.

Yes. Common knowledge.

What we don't know is that he...

Common knowledge, just universally.

What we don't know about Jake

is he's very much a different person in this.

He's an actor.

You really believe that? I genuinely...

You cannot watch this and say anything otherwise.

This man is an actor. He is brilliant.

He steals the show.

This man, you fully transformed. You are not Jake Shane.

I love you. I'm Jeff.

Obviously, I love Jake Shane, but you are Jeff in this.

He's Jeff. And you watch him play Jeff.

I think you're gonna love it.

I'm excited to know Jeff.

I love you so much. I love you.

Thank you for saying that. I love you.

That meant the world. I love you.

Well, how did the Oscars go tonight?

It was great. Me and my dad did it.

We did it. We announced that.

I loved it.

And I was nervous as heck, but we did it.

You get a laugh?

You know, it's interesting in that room.

The sound, the sound, you can't tell.

We thought we were funny. We felt good.

I know. I saw it and I thought you were funny.

Thank you, Jake.

I felt the laugh from the audience.

You did? Yeah.

Okay, cool. Lewis, this...

I'm not even just saying this.

Here's what's gonna happen when I go over there.

You're gonna put on glasses.

Oh, shut the...

And now you're killing shit.

Do you like this? Yeah

Okay. I'm not even just saying this 'cause we're friends.

This is my favorite guy look of the night so far.

Really? I'm gonna do this the whole carpet.

Yes. I've been hoping to just...

To die for. I'm gonna rock this.

And by the way, we're getting drunk.

By the way, that is inevitable,

and there is no stopping us.

Yeah. Wow.

And Lewis, thank you for talking to us. I love you.

Thank you guys for having us. It was so great to meet you.

It's so nice to meet you.

Jake, I love you to the grave, you understand?

Oh my god. I'm so sorry. No, I'm good.

And by the way, you're a part of this now.

Thank you.

I'm gonna use the mic

to get the audience in on what we're talking about,

but this is what we're talking about.

But some of it needs to be kept secret.

By the way, yes. Thank you for saying that.

By the way, yes.

Yes. Yes.

All right, let's check in with Jose

while we continue talking to Lewis privately.

We are here

to talk about our last fashion spotlight of the evening.

Timothee Chalamet, listen, controversial or brave,

one of the key characters of this awards season.

We're gonna start with some of his best looks

of the entire red carpet season.

We're gonna start at the Golden Globes.

Listen, I love the Chrome Hearts.

I thought he looked fantastic in this.

He's styled by Taylor McNeill.

Taylor McNeill also styled Robert Pattinson,

who we just saw, Kendrick Lamar for the Super Bowl.

She is one of the best menswear stylists, in my opinion.

Then at the BAFTAs, a double-breasted Givenchy suit.

Listen, I appreciate the way Timmy uses fashion,

whether it's leaning a little bit into method,

with that, like, head to toe red Chrome Hearts,

leather, sorry, with orange.

Or it's something more simple,

like this Prada look that he wore at the Actor Awards.

Just a little cleaner, just a little more like,

Hey guys, look at me. I'm a real actor now.

I'm obsessed. But you know what?

I appreciate what he's doing.

I appreciate more than anything

what Taylor McNeill is doing with his fashion.

Back to you, guys.

Have you seen a girl looking like me?

Have you seen a boy looking like he?

'Cause we on the beat, and we doing our little thing.

Brittany, where are you at?

We trying to see you turn this carpet up.

Brittany, where are you at?

We trying to see you get this money up.

Brittany, girl, take it away, girl.

Brittany, girl, eh, take it away.

Brittany, Brittany.

Guys, I am literally having the time of my life over here.

I feel like a family dog

being spoiled on its last day on Earth.

Conan O'Brien.

Hey, how are you? I'm doing fantastic.

Thanks for having us. This is lovely.

And this is my wife Liza.

Hi, Liza. Thank you for joining us.

Who had to put up with maybe four months

of me trying bits and jokes out on her

at like two in the morning.

How did the marriage last? We'll see.

[Brittany and Conan laughing]

In progress, in progress.

Yeah, she's she's not sure. Yeah.

I love it.

Now, you're about 400% Irish. Is that correct?

Yes, I am 400% Irish. Yes.

Do you think being oppressed makes you a bit funnier,

like, historically?

Well, you know, there's actually a legitimate theory

that that has helped people-

100%. over time.

I would prefer that my people had had an easier time of it.

Totally.

And that I'd be doing something else for a living,

you know?

Something more useful.

I don't wanna say thanks to my Irish relatives

for going through so much misery

just so I could work in comedy.

I think you're holding up the banister well.

We're trying. We're trying. Okay, great.

I have a question. Yep.

In Toy Story 5, you'll be playing a toy

that teaches children how to use the potty.

That's right.

Is this where we've landed with your career

after the Oscars, post Oscars?

Yes.

I got the call that they wanted me to be in Toy Story 5,

and this whole team came, and I was like, Oh my God.

And then I found out it's the,

I mean, it's all the original people,

and Tom Hanks is gonna be in it, and Tim Allen.

Everyone's coming back, and it's gonna be...

They love the script,

and they waited to tell me what the character was

till the end of the meeting.

And by then I was just like, Oh, come on. I'll do that.

And it's actually, I really like the character.

Yeah, you can do a lot with it. It's very moldable?

Yes. Great.

And it's gonna be a big seller at Christmastime. Yeah.

Educational. Yeah, educational.

Educational.

Yeah. My wife is thrilled that this is on my resume now.

Yeah.

Do you have any bathroom etiquette

for a night like tonight?

I think you've lost your mind.

I think these are terrible questions.

I don't think you put any thought into this interview.

Would you believe these questions were approved?

Oh, these are the approved questions?

I mean, it gets worse from here.

My bathroom...

Well, you know, we were saved,

because we moved into a house

that had a bathroom for me and a bathroom for you.

Mini, tiny one. A Jack and Jill.

But I think that...

A Jack and Jill. Thank you.

I don't know what the terminology is anymore.

But I think that really saves...

They say that goes a long way to perpetuating a marriage.

I don't dislike it.

You don't dislike it,

which means, that's two negatives, she likes it.

Agreed.

Yeah, but I think that's key.

Yeah. Very key.

What kind of partygoers are you guys once you get inside?

Are you like hugging the wall,

or are you gonna be naked on the bar?

Well... One of each.

You can guess who does what. Okay, okay.

I will be nude, 'cause clearly of the two of us,

I'm the one you wanna see naked.

No, I think we are...

We're not crazy party people. We aren't.

We'll have a good time, but we won't go nuts.

Are you Irish exiting probably?

How long do you think you have in there?

I'm going over that wall in about 20 minutes,

and then I'm gonna swim through the La Brea Tar Pits.

Fantastic. Yeah.

Can't wait to see it. Conan, congrats on tonight.

Thank you so much. Nice to talk to you.

Goodbye, everybody. Goodbye.

Back to you, Quen and Jake. Yeah, Quen and Jake.

Yeah. Yeah.

There are still people showing up and showing out.

Let's bear witness to the iconery.

Please. Olivia Rodrigo, I mean, come on.

Baby, did you see the new logo?

Yes, I did. New music is imminent.

Praise be.

Let her be on vocals, born for our agony.

I wonder if this is like a hint for the next album.

Look at this outfit.

Oh, she just looks to die for.

Oh, those heels are gorgeous.

Wow. She's Dr. Seuss.

Pink powder puff preciousness.

She looks amazing. Olivia, oh my god.

Look at her skin. Look at...

Robert and Suki.

[Hosts] Sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

Wow.

First comes what, eh, then come gag,

then come and a, eh.

Kendall Jenner.

Somebody left their diamond on the carpet.

We're not sure if it's real or fake.

And we will be pawning it.

You're not getting anything back.

I'm gonna pawn it.

Like didn't Marty Mauser like pawn stuff in his movie?

And it was fake. Yes.

Look at Kendall in her Chanel.

I'm pawning it. I'm throwing the diamond.

Her baby blue Chanel.

Well, I'm dying to see who Brittany is talking to.

Brittany?

Mostly myself, Jake. Thanks for asking.

I've been fantasizing about how it would feel

to run full sprint down this carpet,

barefoot and alone, maybe naked.

I've been thinking about it a lot.

And I just have to say really quick,

like, to break the fourth wall,

I just interviewed Conan O'Brien,

and I literally walked off camera and cried a little bit.

I'm gonna cry a little bit now.

Oh, I love him. I love him a lot.

I love him so much. Look at him.

And his wife is so much hotter than him,

and it's really awesome,

because it gives me hope, you know what I mean?

Oh, I love Conan.

Okay, so I did kind of tell him

that he's on my Mount Rushmore of comedy icons,

and he said, Mount Rushmore, those were some bad guys.

And I said, Do you have a point?

So maybe you're more like my Oscar.

You're like my big tall gold man.

By the way, why is he so tall? What are you doing up there?

6'4? Get down from there, Conan.

You're scaring the children.

No, that's a big, like, for me personally.

Like I'm actually, I'm really,

I'm gonna cry about that later.

I love him to death. I think he did a fantastic job hosting.

There's such a balance between, you know, ribbings people,

but not punching down,

and I think he rides that fence so well,

and he's such an icon, and he's so inspiring,

and he's been doing this for so damn long.

Damn. Really, really gives me hope.

And I do feel like with this wig,

and the sort of gingerness of it,

I do feel like I'm channeling Conan O'Brien.

Who's your drag inspiration? Conan O'Brien, you know?

And I feel like I can say that with my chest and mean it.

So yeah, I'm holding it down over here guys.

I'm really doing the thing over here.

Jake and Quen,

back to what I was saying earlier, by the way.

Would you want to race?

Like if we were to run full sprint down this carpet,

who would win?

Just let me know. Back to you guys.

I cannot believe who's near. I know.

Dakota Fanning and Elle Fanning.

Conan O'Brien. And Conan O'Brien.

Conan O'Brien is as big as the ToysRUs giraffe.

It's like something I've never seen before.

I used to wish I was so tall as a kid.

Do you still wish that?

No, I'm happy to be short. Period.

I'm happy to be short, you know?

How short are you? Take a wild guess.

5'4. 5'3. Thank you so much.

You're welcome. Thank you.

You're welcome. Wow, that meant...

You have tall spirit. That meant like a lot to me.

I used to lie on dating apps and say I was 5'4,

'cause it makes all the difference.

Babe, I've lied about far worse things.

What's the worst thing you lied about?

Worst thing I lied about

would probably be that I'm a multi-millionaire.

Who'd you lie about that to?

A man who needed some help.

I said, Baby, no, it's okay. I got so much money.

Like, let's go on a vacation.

He was like, Where are we going?

I'm like, Nowhere! Hey, we're not going anywhere.

And how long did that last?

24 hours. It was a conversation at a party.

Oh, oh, so you guys didn't end up hooking up?

No, babe. She don't hook up.

She hooked the legs together and burned them together.

Where is Michael B. Jordan?

I feel like I've been searching for him.

Floating. [laughing]

If I was Michael B. Jordan right now, you would be like,

Oh my god, Michael B. Jordan coming.

I would just like fly through the wall.

I know, really. Like fly, literally.

Fly through the wall.

But look at the Fanning sisters.

Wow. Wow.

They're so effortless.

Imagine being the Fanning sisters, and just being like,

We're sisters, and we're both highly decorated actresses,

and we're beautiful, and we're dressed...

And we're so happy. And we're so happy.

And we're a good vibe, like.

Oh, let's see what Brittany.

Girl, what you up to right now?

Y'all, look who I...

Did they even need an introduction? My queens.

Y'all, I got a question. Hello.

Who were you most excited to see win tonight?

I mean, you already know the answer.

We've been rooting for Michael this whole time.

Yes, we have. We have, we have.

I actually worked on the Sinners performance,

so I'm just team Sinners all the way, so we're...

Say that.

So, so, so happy for him.

And we went to his party last night.

Yes, we did.

And we told him.

We were like, You're gonna do the thing.

And he was like, Don't talk about it.

And we're like, Yes.

Well, I congratulated him last night,

because I knew I wouldn't see him tonight,

because he's gonna have a lot of love to give

to a lot of different people.

And I'm proud of Ebony for producing an amazing segment.

The Sinners performance was unstoppable.

It was unbelievable and got the night going.

Yes, and Ryan winning. It's just, it's all good.

I know, just everyone. It's a great night for everyone.

It's a beautiful night to see everyone who won tonight.

It was wonderful to watch.

You said you kind of predicted...

Are you a little woo woo? You a little witchy?

Did you predict with your third eye? Did you see it?

You know, I vibe it, but I can't say I'm like, you know.

Don't put your money on me. You gonna lose some money.

You might lose money, but I felt the vibes.

Put it on somebody else. All right, here's my question.

If the 16-year-old versions of y'all

had dressed you tonight,

what would you be wearing, do you think?

Ooh. Ooh.

The 16-year-old me?

I was dancing heavy at 16,

so I would probably have, like fishnets on.

Little hoochie?

Yeah, little couple layers of something.

The 16-year-old me would've got snatched up by my mother

and been wearing just what you see right now.

I would've been looking just like this,

'cause she would not have it any other way.

But if my grandmother had some say,

it would've had a lot more sequins.

Say that.

Lots more sequins, many, many more rings.

I love it. Well, thank y'all so much for talking to me.

Yeah, of course.

Y'all have fun inside. We'll have fun tonight.

I made it. Thank you so much.

The carpet refuses to rest tonight,

and we gotta see it for ourselves.

Jeremy Pope.

Pull up the fire, run the track.

Jeremy Pope.

Wow. Wow.

What's this?

Like a cobalt purple with a beautiful trench, tailored.

I love guys

that just, like, lean into like the art of fashion.

And this is so cool to me.

Be eclectic. Yes.

Like, if you're gonna be a man, at least be eclectic.

Right. At least be something.

Like, bare minimum, be eclectic.

Adrian Brody, let's see what you doing.

And Georgina Chapman. Oh. Okay.

[Hosts] Oh.

She came, she said, Let me bring red recipe.

God, I love when the dress, I can't describe it,

because I am at the end of the day a man,

but you know when it goes like here

and then puffs and then down?

Like a pendulum? Yeah.

I think that's what that's called. Think.

But I do like how she was trying to keep him up,

elevated with her red.

We just took a shot. We just took a shot off camera.

I didn't do nothing except for pray.

Shall we?

Dear Lord, thank you for today. Thank you for your grace.

Thank you for my best friend, Jake, 'cause we doing it.

I'm having a great time.

Hopefully we have a great time when we walk in.

Jesus, hold us through with your mighty embrace. Amen.

Amen. Wow.

Do you think Brittany's holding up okay?

I feel like we should check on her.

Check in on her.

Brittany. Go to her. Go to her.

I live here now. I feel very at home over here.

This is my section of the carpet. Nobody touch it.

And guess who's in my house? Wagner Moura.

Hello. How are you? You are an icon.

Can I just say, that's my Pablo Escobar.

Oh, thank you so much.

And I loved Secret Agent.

Here's my question. I know your dreams are in Portuguese.

Yes.

Are your nightmares in English?

Well, right now, yeah.

I've been having some nightmares in English. Yes.

What's going on in your nightmares?

I don't know, man.

It's like just like a lot of authoritarianism going on.

Well, fascism. You know, in English. Yeah.

A lot of your fascism. Yeah.

Let's say the things the way they are. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay, here's my other question.

A little bit more lighthearted.

If you could rename the Oscar statue,

what does he look like?

What's his name?

Oh, the other name?

I would go for a Latin name,

as we're fighting to have more Latin actors

in the categories.

I would go like maybe...

Well, one of my sons is called Salvador,

is the name of my hometown.

I like that name, right? Salvador Award.

And the Salvador goes to...

[laughing] Now presenting the Salvador.

And it rolls off the tongue. It's very good.

Yeah, people are gonna go like Sal, the Sal Award.

A Sally? It's okay. Sally.

It's a Sally, yeah.

Okay, inside that party, a lot of fun.

What kind of partygoer are you?

You know, very...

I'm not a...

I used to be a more like a dramatic partygoer.

I'm almost 50. I'm gonna be 50 this year.

Happy birthday soon. Thank you very much.

So I like to party, but not as much as I used to.

Maybe like a...

But I guess it's gonna be a good one.

Yeah, a drink and a cigar type of thing.

Oh, not a cigar, a cigarette.

A cigarette. Yeah. A good ol' cigarette.

A rolling cigarette. Ooh.

Once in a while. Yeah.

It just hits sometimes. Well, thank you so much, Wagner.

It was very nice talking to you.

You too. You have fun in there.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

I'll see you around.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you, sir. Thank you.

Time to send it back to Quen and Jake,

who are really making things shake?

I gotta be honest,

this microphone is starting to feel heavy, right?

Yeah, Jake, I think I'm having an anxiety attack.

Are you having an anxiety attack?

I live in an anxiety attack. You are an anxiety attack.

But we can't be rude to our guest here, Damson Idris.

We've got something the opposite of anxiety attack.

How are you?

Oh my Lord. I'm good.

Very happy to be here. Yeah.

[Quenlin] Thank you for coming and talking with us.

[Jake] How are you tonight?

I'm blessed, man. The award show was amazing.

Some really powerful wins for the culture and for film.

So yeah, I'm glad I got to be there.

And F1 picked up one, too.

We picked up sound, which is good.

Well, I mean... Woo.

Okay. Will you get an Oscar?

[laughing] One day.

Do you get an Oscar?

Like for sound, like, do they mail you one?

I just clap and they don't think me in the speech.

They send you a paper at least.

Okay, well, we're thanking you here.

Do you actually...

Okay, so in Top Gun, they actually had to fly the planes.

Did you guys actually have to ride the cars?

In Top Gun they didn't have to fly the plane.

Sorry, Joe. Sorry, Glen.

That's not what I heard.

But no, me and Brad,

we really did drive those cars up to 180 miles per hour.

It's a lot of fun, yeah.

Was it scary? So super scary. Super scary.

But today was really special.

You know, it's my second time at Oscar's.

First time was in 2017. I was a plus one.

So today my film was nominated for Best Picture

and a bunch of other awards.

I got to wear my custom-made D. Idris brooch.

Wow. Homage to my mother.

Who is this? Who is this? Prada.

[Hosts] Wow.

[Quenlin] I know your mother must be proud of you.

She is, yeah. And it's Mother's Day in the UK too.

Wow. Oh, it is.

Wanna say Happy Mother's Day to her? Give her a second.

Happy Mother's Day, Mom. Love you.

What do you love most about her?

Come on, man. Everything.

She's exclusive.

Come on. I was like, Wait. Yeah, one of a kind.

What was your favorite movie?

This film called F1 was really great.

Oh, okay. Yeah.

And then what was the second favorite movie?

I actually loved If I Had Legs I'd Kick You.

Me too. Yeah.

Did you find the daughter so annoying?

[laughing] I'm not gonna say that, but yeah.

You know it.

She'd say, Mommy, mommy, mommy.

Shut the fuck up. Damn.

Oh my gosh. She was going through it.

Well, so was her mom. Girl.

It was good. It was a lot of fun though.

And it was a great year for film in general.

It really was. And you were a part of it.

From my films to everything.

Sinners. Beautiful.

Well, you look amazing. Thank you.

Are you planning on having fun tonight?

Oh yeah. I'm gonna have a lot of fun.

How are you gonna turn it up?

We'll see. We'll see? Oh my God.

Well, enjoy. We'll see you in there.

Girl...

Did I just interrupt?

He came up to me. He came up to me.

He said, Let's not be cheeky.

Babe, I'm from Cincinnati, Ohio. What does that even mean?

I thought you were from Texas.

I am from Texas.

[hosts laughing]

No, the thing is, I'm from Cincinnati, Ohio,

and my family moved to Texas when I was like 10 years old,

so I'm from both.

Okay, okay. In a way.

I just interrupted something.

No, you didn't. Okay, I didn't.

You didn't interrupt anything.

The issue is I slid in his DMs when I was like 21,

like, Oh, like, oh my God, you're so cute.

And then I saw him one time outside of a party,

and he was like, I saw your DM.

No!

I was like, Babe, please, please unsee it. I love him.

All right, well, let's chicken with...

Chicken? Let's check in with Brittany.

Let's chicken with Brittany.

She has a surprise for us.

Whose DMs have you slid in, Brittany?

What the hell are y'all doing over there?

Are you having fun?

Yes, we've severed. We're severed.

It's done. We're severed.

We're floating off somewhere. We can hear each other.

Yes, we can hear each other.

I can hear you.

Okay, it's rapid-fire questions they say on the prompter.

It's rapid-fire questions now.

You guys have to lock in,

'cause I'm asking you questions, okay?

This round is making our own movie.

It's all about us, as God intended. Let's start.

Both of y'all,

if they made a movie about your lives together,

what would it be called?

Hansel and Gretel. Hansel and Gretel.

Hansel and Gretel. Great answer.

What would your movie be called? Oh.

My movie would be...

Don't worry about me. You're worried about me.

I'm asking you guys questions.

Okay, and yeah, at attention.

We're ready.

Both of y'all said...

Here's my follow-up.

If somebody had to play you in a movie of your life,

who would it be?

One, two, three. Me.

Oh, you would play...

Angela Bassett or Gabrielle Union.

Oh. Well, yes.

But I thought you were gonna say like you as well.

Baby, no, I'm sitting on the couch.

Someone else can go take that feat.

Okay, so if it didn't have to be me, Jeremy Allen White.

That's actually a great pick.

Thank you. Thanks. Okay.

Maybe Tom Holland. Tom Holland?

Yeah, just kinda like a little white guy.

Yeah. Small, white.

Aw, give him more than that. He's Spider-Man.

No, sorry, sorry, sorry.

Scrap it. Scrap it all.

Listen, one, two, three, eyes on me.

What genre would a movie about your life be?

Sadness. Romance.

Oh, genre. Psychological thriller.

Quenlin, what genre?

Celebration.

What genre would a movie of your life be?

No trial, no tribulation.

Happiness, celebration. Get up, yuh.

Okay, I love it, I love it. Thanks for playing.

Everyone won. Yay!

Do you love it? We love it.

I have an interview to get to.

With Finneas. Finneas.

Get over here, you goobers. How are we?

We're so good. How are you?

Oh, my Lord. It is Tweakerville tonight.

We're actually doing chaos. So love the brooch.

Thanks so much.

Brooches are in. It's good.

Thank you so much. Does it look correct?

My manager said I just scoot it down a little.

So I thought I'd fixed it. Yeah.

Trust the manager. Yeah.

Thanks so much. Yeah. It looks great.

Okay, I want to know from both of you,

what's the haircare routine?

I like a lot of K18. Yep. Great, great.

There's like that leave-in thing. Yes.

Their dry shampoo is great too.

I haven't tried it. Fantastic.

Honestly, anything from that brand,

like I trust and I love.

And not even sponsored. Not sponsored.

I know. I just...

Yeah, yeah. That's my shout-out.

I'm a guy, so for a long time

I thought I was supposed to shampoo and condition my hair

every day.

That was what I believed. Just fried.

And then Claudia and I started dating,

and she was like, No.

You're supposed to do it much less frequently

than every day.

Yeah.

So now I do it like once in a while.

Love it.

I do like a tea tree oil shampoo and conditioner. Yeah.

Love that.

I probably swung from one end of the sort of like spectrum

to the other end.

Now it's probably too little.

Overcorrected? Yeah, exactly.

Yeah. Great.

Okay, what type of partygoers are you guys?

Once you're in that building,

are you on the wall, are you naked on the bar?

What's going on?

Okay, I feel like we're going with the flow.

We're adapting to the environment. Do you know what I mean?

If it's chaotic, I'll go chaotic.

Totally.

But if it's chill, like, you know-

Yeah, I'm having a cigarette outside.

You just blend in.

Yeah. What about you?

Dude, naked on the bar. Yeah, and I'll get escorted out.

Actually, I'm working security.

They're actually going to have me on security.

How much time are you here on the carpet?

Like when can you go shed your dress off,

naked on the bar vibes?

How much time do you have?

Good question.

Well, my ankle's chained to the floor right here.

So once they release that...

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

About 10:30. [laughing]

Okay, your brand, Cyklar?

Yes. Yes.

If you had to do a collab

with any of the Oscar nominated movies, or an actor,

who would you pick as like a brand ambassador?

A brand ambassador. Michael B. Jordan.

Say that. Say that.

Skin glowing, dude.

Come on. Absolutely.

Any of the products. The body oil, the deo.

It can be any, his pick.

Okay, great. Guys, thanks for talking to me.

Love you, Brittany.

Loving you guys. I miss you guys.

Congrats on that Harry Styles interview, dude.

Can you believe?

Congrats on getting him to wear the elf ears.

[laughing] By the way, of his own volition. He chose that.

No, I heard that you were like,

There's elf ears in there,

and he went back in and put 'em on, so.

You doing like deep-dive lore research.

Hardly his own volition.

He just took a note. Chronically online.

Yes. Wow.

Thank you, guys, seriously. Have fun in there.

We'll see you in there.

Get out of here, love birds. See you later.

All right, we're gone. We're gone.

See you later.

Let's see what's happening on the carpet.

Do you guys mind?

Get the camera off me. I know the camera loves me.

Hi, I'm Maggie Coughlan, Senior Editor at Vanity Fair,

here with the beautiful Simone Ashley.

Hi. [laughing]

Simone, this is stunning. Thank you.

Can you tell us about this look?

I am wearing Tamara Ralph couture.

And yeah, it's got this massive peacock feather,

and it's a little bit dazzling.

Just a touch. Just a bit.

Hint of dazzle. We all need that, right?

What's your favorite part about the look?

I would say I really like the silhouette. Yeah.

I think that's the simple part about it.

[Simone and Maggie laughing]

Classic silhouette. Yeah, classic silhouette.

Lots of sparkle. Lots of sparkle.

I love it.

So when you're getting ready

for something like the VF Oscar party, where we are tonight,

what makes you feel like, Hey, I'm worth it.

I'm taking the time to get all dolled up

and go out into the world.

Sleep. A really good amount of sleep if I can.

And having my amazing team around me,

and just the finishing touches.

Yeah. So, yeah.

And speaking of those finishing touches,

what's the last thing you do before you leave the house?

Do you have like a good luck charm or like a last detail?

I think with my makeup, always a bit of setting spray,

make sure that my lips are on properly.

And then I just like to keep it really calm,

contain my energy.

Oh, I love that. Yeah, yeah.

Amazing look, calm heart. You can't lose.

Oh, thank you. Yeah, let's hope. [laughing]

Well, have so much fun in the party.

Thank you.

Great to talk with you, Simone.

You too. Thank you.

Have a good night. Thanks so much.

Guys, I'm joined by someone very, very iconic

and very, very special to me.

Ashley Graham, get in here.

Hello. First of all, curvy queen with a leopard.

Thank you. I am obsessed.

Yeah, I know, I know. Look.

Oh, can you pan down?

What else are you getting here, camera?

Come on. Come on. Hey.

Yeah, no, the FUPA's intact, isn't it? Mine is.

There's a lot going on in here.

The titties are taped in, the FUPA is intact.

FUPA's in a push-up bra. Yes. Hello.

I could be like, What's in there?

You couldn't tell. Oh, exactly.

Exactly. Exactly. Looking good.

Okay, let's talk about the party.

Brittany, talk about it. I'll talk about it.

There is a party going on inside.

I know.

Now, a huge part of a party is the music.

I want to know, you as Ashley,

if you were in control of the playlist, if you were DJing,

what are you throwing on that playlist?

Diplo, all day. Classic party music.

It's like, are we in Ibiza? Are we like...

Ibiza. Where are we?

Yeah, Ibiza, darling. Ibiza, babe.

Take me there right now and give me a tan.

But no, I gotta spray tan instead.

No, you look great. I'm like, It paid off.

Okay, so Diplo. Who else have you been listening to lately?

Honestly, like, I just have these like house mixes,

and I just get into that.

Love.

And I'm very much like, if it's on TikKnock,

TikTok and it's a vibe...

TikKnock.

TikKnock and a paddy whack. Give a dog a bone.

This old man came...

No, he didn't.

But I love house, and I love like a little EDM.

I just like a vibe. Love.

Did you love Renaissance by Beyonce?

Of course I did. Did you love Lemonade by Beyonce?

You mean the best album ever made?

Exactly.

The one that you can still put on right now

and dance and twerk all the way down.

Yeah. Yes.

Every range of human emotion in Lemonade.

Yes, ma'am. Yes, thank you.

Have you been to this party before?

Never in my life. Oh, it's so much fun.

So first of all, this is the first year Mark's doing it,

which I'm so excited, because Mark is bestie.

Love you, Mark. Yeah.

And I just think it's gonna be such a vibe.

I'm so excited that it's here.

It's gonna be so fun. Very fun.

You're coming in to the party, right?

Yes, I am.

Oh, good. We're gonna party hardy.

I am kinda chained to this spot.

I gotta interview more people, but I'll see you in there.

Okay, that sounds great. Thanks for talking to me.

Who are you wearing? Versace.

Ooh. Why, yes.

Be still my heart. [vocalizing cat meowing]

All right, Ashley, I will see you in there.

Okay.

Jake and Quen, get over there. What do you got going on?

I wonder if people can tell I'm fangirling out

or I'm totally playing it cool.

Well, babe, I just saw Demna, and I was like...

Where?

Right there, over there. He's everything.

Bella just walked out.

I said, Babe, I said, Are you wearing wrong designer?

And she was like, No.

And I was like, Period. She looks so good.

Has she ever looked bad?

She gives like Monaco fresh out the water.

What?

She gives like Monaco fresh out the water.

Do you not know about that?

It's a show. What is that?

Hulu. Monica?

Monaco fresh out the water.

Monaco fresh out the water.

You never seen it? What's it about?

A girl coming out fresh out the water in Monaco.

Are you lying? Yeah.

[hosts laughing]

Babe, it's about that hour

when you start lying for no reason.

No. Okay.

Let's see who else is here.

Anya Taylor-Joy. She looks incredible, of course.

I just saw Jeremy Allen White, and oh, there is Demna.

Babe. I literally looked at him, and I go...

Wow. Who's walking in now?

She's doing a stomp.

I love that this is like a runway. It is so awesome.

Do they know they're being filmed?

Oh, she said, One, two, three, three, four, five.

Let's go. Let's go.

That headpiece. We need to bring back hats.

Hats and brooches, lost art.

Look at you. And it's found.

Trailblazer. Found.

Found where? Don't know.

But I know that this.

Found it in her dreams. Is Dior.

Give us a turn.

Stop. Backwards.

Stop. Give it to 'em.

Give it to 'em for real. Give it to 'em for real.

Give it to 'em for real.

Like, for real, give it to 'em hard.

Give it to 'em. Give it to 'em.

Like be angry and give it to 'em.

Yeah, give it to 'em. Give it to 'em.

Yes, that's fashion.

Give me a line. Give me...

Look at my outfit.

Look at my outfit. Oh, I hated that.

Mia Goth, he made her turn around.

Oh, did she just turn around?

Yeah. Oh, god.

Hi, Mia Goth. How are you?

Would you be my friend? I love you.

Okay, your turn to spin. And I'll tell you when to stop.

Oh, wow. Please get this.

Stop. Other way.

Stop. Now give it to 'em.

Wow. Wow.

Brittany, where you at?

Quen, I'm like watching y'all,

and I'm just like, I can't believe that they're real.

Sometimes y'all are like little cartoon characters

in my head, you know what I mean?

Anyway, I'm over here. I'm having a great time.

Like I said, this is my territory.

I've been peeing all over here.

I've been claiming my territory.

So celebrities are kind of, you know, they're coming,

they're like, What is that? and then they walk away.

But some of them, when they're like immune to my, you know,

then they come and they stop.

Just like Zoey Deutch. Hi.

Hi, my love. Hey, how are you?

Look at you. Look at you.

Did I just hear that you were peeing,

marking your territory?

Yeah, I mark my territory.

I'm super jealous. I can't pee in this.

I can't either.

No, I can't.

Physically I'm gonna need like a team of five

to let me out to pee.

How'd you get in it? A team of five.

[laughing] That makes sense.

Okay, I know something about you.

Do you?

You got a tattoo of matzo ball soup.

I do. On your ankle.

And you know what I did that was kinda stupid.

What? It's a beautiful tattoo.

I regret nothing, but I wanted it to look super hot,

so it's steaming, so it kinda just looks like hair always.

Hairy soup.

Yeah, no, it just looks like I didn't shave my legs

at the top of the matzo ball soup.

Otherwise, I don't regret it.

You know what?

I wanna know, what other tattoos maybe do you have

or do you want to get?

I have my dog's face. Love.

I have a Yes on the top of my foot. Life is a gift.

I have a scorpion.

I have a couple other random bits and bobs.

You're tatted.

Yeah, I got socks, not sleeves.

[laughs] I feel the same.

I'm just doing this arm,

and I was like, I think that's enough.

Oh, I love.

I've got, it's like, it's a double book.

It's amazing. Thank you.

I love them. They're sick. Thank you.

They're sick.

Okay. I want to know. Yeah.

You're a super fan of Hillary Duff.

I love her.

Did you get tickets?

No, I couldn't. They were so expensive.

Could we get her some tickets, guys.

Please, drop it in the comments.

Isn't she just joy?

Aren't you just so happy to see this era of her life?

No, it's amazing.

Like a comeback like that.

where she had so many dormant fans just waiting for her.

Yeah. Like, what a blessing.

I know, and she's just, she's killing it.

I'm happy to see how expensive those tickets are.

Well, yeah. Oh my God.

Okay, well, thank you so much for talking to me.

Oh, nice to see you. You look beautiful.

Thank you. Have fun in there.

Thank you.

Bye, queen. Bye.

Can I have my thing? Can I have my...

Look at you. Oh, well, look at you.

Oh my God. Love the tattoos.

Thanks, they came with me. They're my default setting.

Well, I have a few but they're hidden tonight.

What do you got?

I got an Egon Schiele drawing on my shoulder.

Amazing.

And I have like stupid little tattoos everywhere,

like an anchor, a leaf, an oak leaf,

and a stupid like fish bone tattoo here.

Are you the type that's like, This has meaning,

or is it sometimes like, This is just awesome?

The first one had a lot of eating.

Totally.

And then after that I was like, Ugh. Who gives a shit?

I have a Twilight Zone tattoo,

'cause I was like, 'Cause that show's sick.

Oh yeah, great. Pretty good.

Okay, I wanna know something.

What are you gonna be for Halloween this year?

Are you taking any inspiration from the Oscar noms?

Oh my God. Yeah, well, I mean, okay.

I'll do a bit. Okay. Do the bit.

That's who I am for Halloween.

You're gonna be a kid from Weapons.

I appreciate it. I appreciate it.

You know, you and me could do

like an Aunt Gladys/kind of kid Alex thing.

Who's who? I mean, I think, yeah.

Who do you mean who's who?

Okay. Okay.

Let's go. Okay.

I'll be the kid.

Okay, great.

If 16-year-old you could have dressed you tonight,

do you think you'd be this fashionable and stylish?

Listen, I'm learning

to like stretch my fashion muscles more and more,

and I don't hate it at all.

But I mean, yeah, I think so.

I think he'd approve.

You could have pulled it off?

Yeah, I think he'd approve.

Okay, great. For sure.

When you get in there, who are you?

Who are you talking to?

Are you drinking? Having a libation?

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah, you're a partier?

Yeah, this is work, and then after that is fun.

Okay.

But yeah,

I'm looking forward to seeing a few of my friends.

I've just become like friends, really good friends

with a lot of people on Industry, who I really love,

and I've been catching up on the show,

so I'm watching it every night,

and then hanging out with them.

Myha'la's great. Yeah, Myha'la's great.

Love Myha'la. What other shows are you watching?

That's about it right now. But what else?

I need to watch Love Story, which I haven't started yet.

Great. Walked into that. That's the next one.

I was just doing The Pitt. Oh, I haven't done that yet.

Medical drama. Too stressful.

I agree. Too stressful.

But locked in, I'm locked in.

Sure, yeah.

Well, you have fun in there.

Thank you so much. Delicious.

Have so much fun tonight. [vocalizing kissing]

Jake and Quen, how's the rest of my polycule doing?

I miss you guys. Take it away.

Brittany, do you really think we're dating?

I would eat your soul if I wanted to.

But I would not eat your soul. How are you?

Good, my love. How are you?

Babe, introduce the don.

Laura Harrier, how are you? I'm good.

You look so beautiful. Thank you.

You look good. You look relaxed always.

Thank you. Yes.

I mean, I'm not, but I can fake it.

Really? Really? I believe it.

[Jake] Every time I see you, you do look so relaxed.

Really? Yes.

You always look just at peace.

Yeah. Oh my god.

I feel like I always see you at the gym,

and we're just like both struggling.

No, you are not struggling. Stop lying.

This gym is where all the girls meet up and hang out.

We're just all kiki there. How was your day today?

First that.

My day was lovely.

I went for a hike with my dog,

and I got in the sauna, and I got ready, and I came here.

And tell us who you are wearing.

I think I know, but please let us know.

This is a little Gucci by Demna.

[Quenlin] Wow.

I will give you a little...

Oh, give us a twirl.

The back is beautiful. Yes.

Looks so good. Thank you.

If you had to be in one movie this year, what would it be?

Sinners, hands down.

Easily. Easily.

I mean, I remember reading the script of Sinners

like ages ago, and dying to be in it,

and there wasn't a part for me.

Also, you know, not... So did you audition?

No. No, no, no.

No, I think I just was told

Ryan Coogler was doing something,

and I would die to work with him.

You're like, I just didn't see it.

So yeah, anything. Yeah.

It's just a glimpse.

When you get told like No from an audition

that you really, really wanted,

like how do you get back up again?

I mean, obviously, it can be disappointing.

This industry has so much rejection,

and you have to have a really thick skin, as you guys know.

But at the same time,

I think when something's meant for you, it'll come to you.

Easy. I really believe that. Yeah.

And I think, like, we all end up where we're supposed to be.

Yeah.

And I just thought that movie was perfect.

It's perfect. And the casting was perfect.

And, you know, when things fall into place,

they're just how they're supposed to be.

Yeah, yeah.

What's for you comes to you easy,

and what doesn't come to you easy, you don't want it at all.

Exactly. You know?

Yeah, exactly.

Like, you end up where you're supposed to be.

Exactly.

How are you gonna turn it up

when you get inside that party, girl?

Girl, I'm ready to have a glass of champagne.

Period. Yes.

Had to do this carpet. Yeah.

And I'm excited to see all my friends, and that's it.

I'm happy to see you guys. So happy to see you.

Thank you so much.

Thanks for talking to us. We love you.

Thank you, guys. Bye. Bye.

Bye. Thank you.

You just give your mic to him. Bye, girl.

Thank you. Thank you.

I'm pretty sure we universe hot,

and now we live in Fashionville.

And my mic dropped again.

The looks are unending. Am I in heaven?

Is that Demi Moore? [gasps] I think it is.

[Hosts] Wow.

She kept the feather symphony,

but changed it to a new orchestra.

Wow, she looks amazing.

I love when people change the look from the Oscars to this.

But there's a connection.

I like when there's a connection.

Yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, here's...

[Quenlin speaking indistinctly]

Okay. Okay. No connection.

Give it to us.

Some people say I look like him. Do you see it?

Girl, those people are tweaking.

You look like you, and he look like him.

Okay.

But you do look like you would be a chef.

You know, I did go to culinary school in eighth grade.

I was really bad at it.

Was it culinary school or was it home ec?

No, it was culinary school. Really?

In Soho, New York,

and I was so bad at the plating that they got so mad at me.

Donatella. Donatella.

See? Wow.

Beautiful.

Beautiful. Green goddess.

Shaboozey just really together with it.

I think my ear grew, or I just kind of...

And Jake is getting together with it. How do you feel?

I feel so connected to you after tonight

in like a very serious way.

Yeah, same.

I feel like we were in an elevator that got stuck together.

[Jake laughing]

And I'm happy to have been through it with you. It was hot.

It was hot, but you did it.

All right, who are we looking at? Oh, Shaboozey.

Give me a hug.

You're friends with my friend Tucker.

Tucker who? Tucker. Come on.

Jake knows everyone.

Come on. Tucker Pillsbury.

Is that Role Model. Yes.

Period.

Were you ever Sally? Ooh, cigar.

He asked me to be Sally.

Oh, mic.

Sorry.

He asked me to be Sally,

and I was so nervous I couldn't do it.

But man, I'm ready.

I'm always Sally. I'm Sally every day.

Like, where did Sally come from?

Huh? Where did Sally come from?

He never told me, honestly. You know what's so crazy?

That song was so nostalgic.

I thought it was a cover when I first heard of it.

It sounds like a Beatles cover or something.

But like, where did the bit

of Sally coming on stage come from?

Is he here? No.

But where did that come from, do you think?

Like the bit of coming on stage as Sally,

where did that come from?

I don't know. You know, he's got a lot of friends.

I think he's just like social.

I think it's his way to get out and get it,

you know what I mean?

Like, how did it start?

You tell me. You're friends with him.

I started it.

Oh, tell me the story. Tell me the story.

Tell me the story.

He called me. He's the genesis.

He called me. The fact that...

Oh my god. And I know you're not lying either.

He called me, he said, Do you want to come on stage?

And I said, Yes. Now he's asking you.

That's how it started? That's crazy.

I think the day I was gonna do it, Wallows, I just met him,

but he did it that day, and it was freaking insane.

The girls, I've never been to a show

where people were screaming that loudly.

And it was like... I know. It's overwhelming.

It was really, really, really, really loud,

which is crazy, man.

How are you doing? I'm doing good, man.

It's my first Oscars. It's been fun as hell.

I'm gonna get... Lit.

Lit. Let's get drunk.

I'm gonna get tipsy, you know? Come on.

I'ma plug in. I'ma plug it in.

Plug it. Yeah, man.

One to 10, how lit you finna get.

I started pretty early.

I started pretty early, but, you know, I came back down.

But I'ma pace myself a little bit.

It's an early night. I got an early fight in the morning.

Woo, what's time? But I'm gonna have fun.

Ah, 11. It's not bad.

11 is early? 11 is early.

Oh, y'all work too hard.

Y'all need to tell y'all managers to get y'all a day off.

If 11 is late to y'all, or early

11 is late. 6:00 AM is early.

Are you kidding?

Man, you guys work hard. You guys work hard.

All right, well, you are the best.

Thank you. And we love you.

And let's drink, 'cause your flight is late not early.

Come on, man. When are you getting in there?

Cheers. Get off.

Pretty soon, I think.

Cheers, eyes. Cheers.

Eyes. Tap. Eyes.

Have a good rest of your night.

Thank you, guys.

Eyes, Quen, or else it's bad luck.

Let's give ourselves a moment

to take some deep breaths and recover.

Brittany, take it away.

Something has shifted down here.

I'm here with President Snow.

I used to be. Used to be President Snow.

Tom Blyth.

It's nice to meet you in the flesh.

I have spoken about you on my podcast

in ways that I'm a bit humiliated about.

I've heard the rumors. But yeah.

So what now? You smell great.

Thank you, so do you.

Oh, what are you wearing? I showered today.

[laughing] We got lucky. Yeah. For once, yeah.

I didn't, so that's what the perfume's for.

You smell great.

Okay. Frankenstein- Yes.

was one of the nominations tonight.

Yeah.

If you could Frankenstein

two of your favorite movies together,

what would it be?

Maybe what genre would it be?

Ooh, if I had to pick,

like Withnail and I is one of my favorites,

a classic British kind of offbeat comedy,

and then smash that up with like a zombie movie.

With, like, a George A. Romero zombie movie.

Okay, great.

So you've got like the Withnail and I guys,

Richard E. Grant fighting zombies.

Love that. Would you be in it?

Sure, why not? If he'd have me.

I love Richard. Yeah.

Who would be the soundtrack?

Who would be...

Hans Zimmer. Why not?

Bring him out of retirement to do it.

Is he retired? I think so.

Hans Zimmer? He retired.

You're kidding. I might be lying.

Oh, man, that's a loss. That's a real loss.

It is. Yeah.

We can bring him back. Okay.

For this movie. For this movie.

Yeah, we're workshopping it.

In One Battle after Another,

Leo's character under his bed has a tunnel

that he escapes through.

If you had a tunnel under your bed,

where would you escape to?

How do you know I don't have a tunnel?

Well, I don't know.

I'm a super fan, but I'm not like that.

I'm not in your house yet.

Maybe I do have a tunnel. Maybe you do have a tunnel.

If I had a tunnel to anywhere,

it would be to like a private island somewhere,

where you could just...

Actually, now's not the time for a private island.

I take that back.

Maybe somewhere different. I take that back.

An exotic island that is not private and is very public.

Love Island. Yeah, yeah, Love Island.

Yeah. Casa Amore, Casa Amore.

This is not the year to be talking about private islands.

And it's not, and it's not. And that's fine.

So you'd do somewhere secluded, alone.

Just a nice island somewhere with lots of people.

Island boy. Yeah. Island life.

Great. Island life. Yeah.

And British people really, you know, you are an island.

We're just vitamin D deprived,

so we need some sort of island at least once a year.

Just translucent. Yeah.

I'll go to Benidorm. It'll be great.

Period.

Do you know where Benidorm is?

No, I don't. No, I didn't think.

And you can tell in my face.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's a place people go in England, in Spain. Yeah.

Okay, great. You don't need to go.

Is it like a...

You know how people go to Lisbon

and like sometimes on the doors will say...

It's not as nice as Lisbon at all. No.

Sucks.

I went to Lisbon one time and they had a thing on the door

that said it was the British flag with an X over it.

Really? Oh, man.

Like they don't serve British people..

It's so sad that we have...

Now we're doing like a travel advisory, I guess.

Yeah, we are. Yeah.

We're starting a podcast. Yeah. We should.

Well, Tom, you have fun in there.

Thank you. I will know. Thank you for talking to me.

We'll just set the vibe off.

Thank you. Cheers.

Okay, back to you, Jake and Quen.

Let's see who's here. Love Cameron.

Or in different countries, they call her Pigeon Cameron.

Love her work. Love what she do.

She, of course, came in the lethal red.

Wow. She looks great in red.

She's actually right next to us.

There she is right there. Right now.

Tearing it. Wait, is she that with her man?

Yes. Italian FS.

I know. I love an Italian man.

Do you? I honestly don't know.

Do you? I have...

Am I ever?

[Hosts] Barry.

I took your ring off. Lila.

I love you. Don't get over here.

[Hosts] Ooh.

Duo with a sparkly gold.

She's never...

Once again...

The waist and the cut of the dress that's really bold.

That rhymed in such a beautiful way.

That's what I do. I'm the rhymer.

What else can you rhyme?

I can rhyme, because it's really nothing but the time,

'cause I'm really that girl, and I'm really, really fine.

Okay, okay. You go.

My name is Jake. Some call me a snake.

You not a snake. You just make the earth quake.

[hosts laughing]

Girl, bring a new guest.

We are reaching psychosis. We have a new guest.

Tyrell, come here. Tyrell, come here.

Come here, Tyrell.

This is the photographer of our generation.

Tyrell Hampton, how are you?

My Capricorn and my Scorpio. How do you remember?

I know what I know, and I don't what I don't.

Ah, what are you, babe? I'm a Libra.

Of course you are. Oh, of course you are.

Peaceful king.

A star. A star.

Tell something to the audience

that you would love for them to know.

Gemini rising, Leo Moon, Scorpio...

Gemini rising. You're Gemini rising?

Gemini rising. Oh, we're crazy, yeah.

Cancer rising, Scorpion moon.

Batshit fucking crazy.

No, Capricorn rising, Scorpio moon. What's the other one?

Your rising and Venus. Babe, Pisces in Venus.

I don't know about any of that. I don't know about.

Wait, by the way...

Oh, nevermind. We love you. Secret.

See you in there.

Love you all. See you in there.

We're about to turn up. Okay, period.

Brittany, what you doing over there, sister?

Smithfield, Virginia? Yeah.

Guys, I'm here with Ciara and Russell Wilson. Look at them.

Can we get a moment? Boom, boom, boom.

Amazing.

Okay, I have a question for y'all.

If you could have soundtracked any of the movies tonight,

which would you have picked?

Sinners. Ah, duh, duh.

Sinners was pretty amazing.

It was pretty iconic.

Michael B. Jordan, congrats to him.

Yeah, they also won an award for the soundtrack.

For the music, yeah. Yeah, Ludwig.

So good. Yes. Oh my god.

So, so good.

Okay, I want to know, what is your bedtime routine?

When y'all go to bed tonight after a party like this,

are you like one eyelash on, barely take the shoes off,

or is it like skincare?

I mean, we gotta turn the night up

on a night like this, you know.

Oscars night, anything can happen.

Exactly.

We gotta have a little time together first.

Parties on parties.

After the party, it's the after party.

The bus, to the plane, to the after party.

Yeah. Oh my goodness.

Okay, last question. Yes.

If 16-year-old yous dressed you tonight,

what would you be wearing?

Ooh, I'd probably be...

Well, tonight,

I think I'd be wearing what I'm wearing tonight.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm feeling pretty good about it.

I love this Stéphane Rolland dress and piece.

This jewel is amazing. Stunning.

But I'm also a tomboy, so I probably,

I might be a little more tomboyish.

Maybe a pantsuit. Yeah, that's it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. You can do that at the Oscar's party as well.

Yes, you can. Why not?

What about you?

Me, I always admired my dad's suits.

He was a lawyer,

so I used to always see him dress up in suits.

I always wanted to be like him.

Love. Just a well-fitted...

Anytime you just wear a black suit,

I feel like it always works for the most part.

Well, hey, you look great. Thank you. You too.

Thank y'all for talking to me.

Appreciate you. Good to be here tonight.

It was fun talking to you.

You as well. Have fun in there, I mean it.

Okay, we will. All right, we'll see you.

Keep it going. Okay, here I go.

Okay, y'all. Jake and Quen, what are you guys doing?

Girl, it's been a night. It's been a night.

We've had so much fun. We wish we could do it forever.

I just need a drink

and the coldest something on my lips, honestly.

I need a lot of things,

none of which I'm gonna stay on camera, but I can.

I need...

Shut up, Jake.

Can we all just tell Jake to shut up for a little bit?

I'm kidding. I almost kissed him.

Well, the night is coming to an end.

[hosts vocalizing kissing]

We hope you enjoyed this journey with us,

and if not,

I know we're gonna hear about it in the comments,

and that's the beautiful part of the internet.

Our eyes can't see negativity.

I can. Well...

We want to thank Vanity Fair for having us,

Jose, our style king, and amazing crew.

Everyone behind the scenes at home, behind the screens.

Don't forget, mama needs her edit.

Now, now.

Mark Guiducci, we also want to thank you.

Thank you for putting on such a spectacular evening.

You are so incredible and lovely.

And all the incredibly talented people who talked to us,

what a mistake you made.

I agree, but this was truly a blast, y'all.

But I think the time has come

for all of us to go inside that party,

and this wig's coming off, and I'm going Bugonia bald.

[Hosts] Good night, everyone!

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