Watch: Taraji P. Henson's Night at Neiman's

And how can you host a potluck and you can't cook?

Did you taste those brick biscuits last season, girl?

I'm not interested, I like my teeth [laughs].

Hello, hello?

[phone beeps]

Oh, my phone is dead.

Excuse me!

Does anyone have a phone charger?

Hello?

Hello?

[traffic rumbling] [car horns beeping]

Help!

Oh no, I'm trapped in Neiman Marcus.

Wait.

I'm trapped in Neiman Marcus [laughs].

Hey, ladies, guess what?

Slumber party!

[upbeat party music]

Well, I am a Mercedes girl during the week,

but I really, really like the Range Rover on the weekends.

I like it.

Hi, are you the sales mannequin?

This should cover it, I'm taking the Range.

Oop.

Thank you.

[upbeat music]

[motor whirring]

All right, this one and this one.

Let's see.

Oh, late for kickboxing.

[motor whirring]

[bell dings]

Ah!

I win again.

Oh, now this will do.

It has to be easy.

[jolly big band music]

Oh [laughs], exactly what I expected.

Thank you, I thought you'd never ask.

[gasps] I told you you didn't have to bring anything.

Oh, Harry, what a lovely, classy toast.

Rapunzel, why is your foot over my sofa?

Don't you put your feet on my sofa.

[laid-back jazz music]

And then I was never the same.

Do you know, I'm saying, I was never the same.

And now Christmas reminds me of it every time, you know?

Hoo.

You helped me, you should be a therapist.

Thanks guys, everybody get home safely!

[Taraji laughs]

Goodnight Donatella,

goodnight Tom Ford.

Goodnight Jimmy Choo, goodnight Chloe.

Goodnight Neiman Marcus.

[bright music]

Beep, beep, beep, beep.

No, no, no.

Okay, oh wait a minute.

Oh, oh.

Good morning.

Good morning, hi.

I'm your first customer.

I'll take all of this, this here.

That's mine, everything in the truck goes with me.

So the craziest thing happened,

I was talking to my girlfriend, I was shopping,

and my phone died.

I look up and there's no one in the store [laughs].

No one, no one here.

I love this color, this fingernail polish is the bomb.

That's actually a phone charger.